English Comp : You don't have to write A papers if you can make the professor laugh while he/she is reading them.

Literature : It's not a good short story unless you feel gross or depressed after reading it.

Western Civilization : If the professor has a European accent ... drop that class and get another instructor. The Europeans are ball busters.

Humanities : Art and history combined ... you will need caffeine.

World Religion : The labia minora has nothing to do with Yom Kippur. (See Anatomy & Physiology for clarification.)

Earth Science : Don't bring up religion with these people ... bad scene.

Anatomy & Physiology : The only class that awards extra credit for touching yourself and others.

College Algebra : Smart kids took this in high school so most of the people in this class suck at math. This is good ... you just have to stay on top of the curve.

Statistics and Calculus : Invest in a kickass calculator and you're home free.

French : Take the telecourse ... none of the French women in the videos wear bras.

Speech : This is normally taught by Theatre graduates that haven't gotten into the Fine Arts department yet ... be prepared to make an ass out of yourself.

Psychology : Learning to correctly spell Psychophysiology is the hardest thing about this class.

Sociology : You don't have to believe that Republicans suck to get an A in this class, you just have to convince the professor that you believe it.

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