Helpline : General Motors helpline, how can I help you?

Customer : I got in my car and closed the door, and nothing happened!

Helpline : Did you put the key in the ignition?

Customer : What's an ignition?

Helpline : It's a starter motor that draws current from your battery and turns over the engine.

Customer : Ignition? Motor? Battery? Engine? How come I have to know all of these technical terms just to use my car?

Helpline : General Motors helpline, how can I help you?

Customer : Your cars suck!

Helpline : What's wrong?

Customer : It crashed, that's what went wrong!

Helpline : What were you doing?

Customer : I wanted to run faster, so I pushed the accelerator pedal all the way to the floor. It worked for a while, and then it crashed, and now it won't start!

Helpline : It's your responsibility if you misuse the product. What do you expect us to do about it?

Customer : I want you to send me one of the latest version that doesn't crash anymore!

Helpline : General Motors helpline, how can I help you?

Customer : Hi! I just bought my first car, and I chose your car because it has automatic transmission, cruise control, power steering, power brakes, and power door locks.

Helpline : Thanks for buying our car. How can I help you?

Customer : How do I work it?

Helpline : Do you know how to drive?

Customer : Do I know how to what?

Helpline : Do you know how to drive?

Customer : I'm not a technical person! I just want to go places in my car!

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