WRITE IN C
( sung to The Beatles "Let it Be" )
- When I find my code in tons of trouble,
Friends and colleagues come to me,
Speaking words of wisdom :
"Write in C." - As the deadline fast approaches,
And bugs are all that I can see,
Somewhere, someone whispers"
"Write in C." - Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, write in C.
LISP is dead and buried,
Write in C. - I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
for science it worked flawlessly.
Try using it for graphics!
Write in C. - If you've just spent nearly 30 hours
Debugging some assembly,
Soon you will be glad to
Write in C. - Write in C, write in C,
Write In C, yeah, write in C.
Only wimps use BASIC.
Write in C. - Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, oh, write in C.
Pascal won't quite cut it.
Write in C.{ Guitar Solo }
- Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
Don't even mention COBOL.
Write in C. - And when the screen is fuzzy,
And the edior is bugging me.
I'm sick of ones and zeroes.
Write in C. - A thousand people people swear that T.P.
Seven is the one for me.
I hate the word PROCEDURE,
Write in C. - Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
PL1 is 80's,
Write in C.
- Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
The government loves ADA,
Write in C.
