miaow

Feed me.

meeow

Pet me.

mrooww

I love you.

miaowmiaow

Play with me.

mrow

I feel like making noise.

mow

Snuggling is a good idea.

moww

Shedding is pretty good, too.

Mreeeow

Do you serve catnip with that?

Mraakk!

Oh, small bird! Please come over here.

rrrow-mawww

Please, the time is come to tidy the cat box.

ssssRoww!

I believe that I have found a woodchuck or similar animal.

Mreoaw

Please ask room service to send up another can of tunafish.

Miaowmioaw

Have you noticed the shortage of available cat toys in this room?

mmmrowmmm

It is certain that the best tasting fish is one you have caught yourself.

mmmmmmm

If I sit in the sunshine for another hour or so, I think I shall be satisfied.

mroow

I have forced my body into a tiny space in order to look cute. How'm I doin?

raowwwww

I think I shall now spend time licking the most private parts of my anatomy.

Miioo-oo-oo

I am in love and must meet my betrothed outside beneath the hedge. Don't wait up.

mowww!

I was enjoying snuggling and shedding in the warm clean laundry until you removed me so unkindly.

rrrow-miawww

I have remedied the cat box untidiness by shoveling the contents as far out of the box as was practical.

mrowwwww

I am now recalling, with sorrow, that some of my private parts did not return with me from that visit to the vet.

mioawmioaw

Since I can find nothing better to play with, I shall see what happens when I sharpen my claws on this handy piece of furniture.

gakk-ak-ak

My digestive passages seem to have formed a hairball. Wherever could this have come from? I shall leave it here upon the carpeting.

Miaooww! Mriaow!

Since you are using the can opener, I am certain that you understand the value of a well-fed and pampered cat. Please continue.

roww-maww-roww

I am so glad to see that you have returned home with both arms full of groceries. I will now rub myself against your legs and attempt to trip you as you walk towards the kitchen.

Miaow! Miaow!

I have discovered that, although one may be able to wedge his body through the gap behind the stove and into that little drawer filled with pots and pans, the reverse path is slightly more difficult to navigate.