Assorted Bumper Stickers
- Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway.
- No Matter Where You Go, There You Are.
- My Child Can Beat Up Your Honor Student.
- Cats Flattened While You Watch.
- I May Be Fat but You're Ugly - and I Can Lose Weight.
- Stamp Out Crime - Abolish the IRS
- Dare to keep the CIA off Drugs.
- Quit Sniveling.
- Stupid People Shouldn't Breed.
- Kissing a Smoker is like Licking an Ashtray.
- Happiness is Coming.
- Have You Flogged Your Crew Today?
- Forget the Whales, Save the Cowboy.
- Eat American Lamb. Ten Million Coyotes Can't be Wrong.
- I'm From the Government. I'm Here to Help You.
- Blood Sun Earth.
- Old Skiers Never Die. They Just go Downhill.
- Money Isn't Everything, But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch.
- Disarm Rapists.
- Commit Random Kindness and Senseless Acts of Beauty.
- Happiness is the Ball in the Fairway.
- Have You Hugged Your Stockbroker Today?
- 4 out of 5 voices in my head say Go For It!
- A hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?
- A real gentleman wouldn't stare at my stickers.
- Answer my prayer -- steal this car.
- As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
- Back Off! I'm a Postal Worker
- Back off! I'm not that kind of car.
- Beat rush hour, leave work at noon
- Bipartisanship: I'll hug your elephant if you kiss my ass
- CAUTION! - Driver legally blonde!
- CAUTION! I can go from 0 to BITCH in 2.5 seconds
- Clear the road I'm SIXTEEN
- Come The Rapture Can I Have Your Car?
- Cover me! I'm changing lanes.
- Daddy Farted, and we Can't get out!!
- Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
- Don't assume I'm not into cheap meaningless sex
- Don't follow me. I'm lost too.
- Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
- Don't worry…it's only kinky the first time.
- Driver carries no cash. He's married.
- Forget About World Peace. Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
- FREE TIBET! (with the purchase of a 44 oz. drink).
- Get off my ass before I start to like it!
- God is Coming and is she PISSED
- Heavily medicated for your safety.
- God was my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him
- Hello, officer. Put it on my tab.
- Help! I Farted and can't roll down my windows!
- Horn Broken Watch for Finger
- I'm a nice guy. My car is evil.
- I'm in no hurry. I'm on my way to work.
- I'm only driving this way to piss you off.
I'm Out of Estrogen And I Have a Gun
- I'm looking for the right pedestrian to run over.
- I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
- I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
- I'm Not Losing Hair I'm Getting Head
- I'm not playing with myself, I'm just adjusting my jewellery.
- I'm out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?
- I am not a bum. My wife works!
- I brake suddenly for tailgaters
- I don't care, I don't have to.
- I gave up drinking, smoking and sex - Worst 15 minutes of my life
- I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
- I have a drink problem - I can't afford it.
- I have a nice body. It's in my trunk.
- I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?
- I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.
- I is a college student.
- I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.
- I love cats they taste like chicken
- I may be a Cruel and Heartless Bitch But I'm damn good at it
- I may be slow but I'm ahead of you!
- I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
- I respect your opinion. Just don't want to hear it!
- I still have the body of an 18 year old but it's in my trunk and it's starting to smell
- I Still Miss My "Ex" But My Aim Is Improving
- I suffer from c.r.s. (can't remember shit)
- I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
- I want to be just like Barbie That BITCH Has Everything!
- I Wasn't Born A Bitch Men Like You Make Me That Way
- If everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane!
- If I wanted to hear from an asshole I'd fart
- If this car is being driven courteously it's been stolen.
- If we call it tourist season why can't we shoot them?
- If You Are Born Again Do You Have Two Belly Buttons ?
- If you are not a hemorrhoid then get off my ass!
- If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.
- If you don't like my attitude, stop looking at my Stickers!
- Invest in America. Buy a Congressman!
- It's time to pull over and change the air in your head!
- It sucks to be a man in a lesbians body.
- Jesus is coming look busy.
- Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an asshole
- Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
- Learn from your parents' mistakes. Use birth control!
- Lord give me patience... But Hurry!
- Make It Idiot Proof and Someone Will Make a Better Idiot
- Men are Idiots and I married their King
- My daughter turned down your honor student!
- My Goddess Gave Birth To Your God
- My other bumper sticker is funny.
- My other car is a broom
- My other car is also a piece of junk
- Of All The Things I've Lost I Miss My Mind The Most
- Out of my mind (back in 5 minutes)
- Pissing off the whole planet one person at a time
- Politicians & Diapers need to be changed... often for the same reason
- Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself
- Sex is my religion.. let us pray!
- So Many Cats, So Few Recipes
- So many pedestrians. So little time!
- Somewhere in Texas there's a village missing an idiot
- Sorry if I look interested, I'm not!
- The earth is full. Go home.
- Think this looks bad? You should see the front.
- This Is Not An Abandoned Vehicle
- Why Are You Staring At My Bumper!? You Pervert!
- Work harder!! Millions on welfare are depending on you.
- Yes, This Is My Truck No, I Won't Help You Move
- Your child may be an honors student, but You're still an idiot.
- You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
- My Karma just ran over your Dogma.
- My Mother was a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips.
- I brake for Hallucinations.
- Illiterate? Call This Number for Help ...
- Welcome to Colorado - Now Go Home.
- If You Love Jesus, Honk.
- I'm OK. You'reSo-So.
- Will Rogers Never Met Howard Cosell.
- Smile - Its The Second Best Thing you can do with Your Lips.
- "Tell an Old Person he/she is Useless.
- Is Abortion on the "Other End"?
- Scixelsyd Etinu. [Read Backwards]
- Use Caution in Passing - Driver Chewing Tobacco.
- If Men Could Have Abortions, It Would Be a Sacrament.
- Ask First If The Animal Wants To Be Killed
- Your Mother's Choice was Pro-Life. [ Waah ... ]
- Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can.
- If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker, You're In Range.
- This Vehicle Swerves and Hits Pedestrians at Random.
- Help Stamp Out Bumper Stickers.
