Assorted Bumper Stickers
- Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway.
- No Matter Where You Go, There You Are.
- My Child Can Beat Up Your Honor Student.
- Cats Flattened While You Watch.
- I May Be Fat but You're Ugly - and I Can Lose Weight.
- Stamp Out Crime - Abolish the IRS
- Dare to keep the CIA off Drugs.
- Quit Sniveling.
- Stupid People Shouldn't Breed.
- Kissing a Smoker is like Licking an Ashtray.
- Happiness is Coming.
- Have You Flogged Your Crew Today?
- Forget the Whales, Save the Cowboy.
- Eat American Lamb. Ten Million Coyotes Can't be Wrong.
- I'm From the Government. I'm Here to Help You.
- Blood Sun Earth.
- Old Skiers Never Die. They Just go Downhill.
-
Money Isn't Everything, But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch.
- Disarm Rapists.
- Commit Random Kindness and Senseless Acts of Beauty.
- Happiness is the Ball in the Fairway.
- Have You Hugged Your Stockbroker Today?
- My Karma just ran over your Dogma.
- My Mother was a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips.
-
I brake for Hallucinations.
- Illiterate? Call This Number for Help ...
-
Welcome to Colorado - Now Go Home.
- If You Love Jesus, Honk.
- I'm OK. You're
So-So.
- Will Rogers Never Met Howard Cosell.
- Smile - Its The Second Best Thing you can do with Your Lips.
- "Tell an Old Person he/she is Useless.
- Is
Abortion on the "Other End"?
- Scixelsyd Etinu. [Read Backwards]
- Use Caution in Passing - Driver Chewing Tobacco.
- If Men Could Have Abortions, It Would Be a Sacrament.
- Ask First If The Animal Wants To Be Killed
- Your Mother's Choice was Pro-Life. [ Waah ... ]
- Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can.
- If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker, You're In Range.
- This Vehicle Swerves and Hits Pedestrians at Random.
- Black Holes Suck.
- Help Stamp Out Bumper Stickers.
