Reasons Why Beer is better than Cucumber

• You can't get drunk, no matter how many cucumbers you eat.
• Beer bottles don't get sprayed with pesticides
• Beer bottles don't shrivel up and grow mouldy if you leave them in the fridge for a month.
• Beer is always in season.
• Beer removes unsightly flab and wrinkles (on the person you're looking at, if you drink enough of it :-)
• Eating cucumbers to forget doesn't work.

Reasons Why Cucumber is better than Beer

• Cucumbers won't give you a hangover.
• Cucumbers have fewer calories.
• Your wife won't complain about you sitting around all day watching TV and eating cucumbers.
• You can grow your own cucumbers without buying lots of equipment.
• Your wife won't complain that your breath stinks of cucumbers.
• You can eat as many cucumbers as you like, and drive home later.
• You can open a cucumber using only your teeth.
• Having your face slashed with a cucumber doesn't hurt (much).
• You can eat the whole cucumber, skin 'n' all.
• A cucumber won't shatter if you drop it on the ground.
• You can shake up a cucumber, and it won't explode when you bite it.
• You don't have to worry about getting cucumber stains on your clothes.

The cucumbers seem to take it on numbers. So why do I prefer beer?

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