Charlie Brown's All-Stars 1966 TV
Charlie Brown "Linus, give us the scouting report on the other team."
Linus "I watched this team practice, see. They were terrible! Anybody could beat them. None of their players can hit the ball out of the infield. And they have this loud mouth girl in center field who can't catch a thing. They also have some animal at second base who can't even throw, and their pitcher is a kind of round-headed kid who is absolutely no good at all. And--"
Everyone "YOU SCOUTED YOUR OWN TEAM!"
Charlie Brown Celebration, A 1982 TV
"This is my report on the oceans of the world. There are no oceans in Kansas. There are no oceans in Nebraska. There are no oceans in Neveda. There are no oceans in Minnesota. There are no oceans in Iowa. There are no... [Teacher interrupts.] I thought you wanted us to go into detail." Sally
Marcie "Babe Ruth had a cap. Willie Mays had a cap. Ted Williams had a cap. Maury Wills had a cap. Willie McCovey had a cap. Mickey Mantle had cap."
Peppermint Patty "Marcie will you shut up!"
Marcie "Even Joe Garagiola had a cap."
Peppermint Patty "Kids' Day at ballpark. And each kid to receive souvenir baseball cap. That's it, Marcie! That's how we'll get the caps for our team."
Marcie "Shouldn't the rest of our players be going with us, Sir?"
Peppermint Patty "They'd get lost, Marcie. I have to do this all by myself. I'm going in and out of that gate until I get nine baseball caps."
Marcie "I bet they'll let you play on the prison ballteam, Sir."
Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, A 1972 TV
Charlie Brown "We've got ANOTHER holiday to worry about. It seems Thanksgiving Day is upon us."
Sally "I haven't even finished eating all of my Halloween candy!"
Linus "What are you going to do on Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown?"
Charlie Brown "My mother and Dad, and Sally and I are all going to my grandmother's for dinner."
Sally "Why don't you come along, Linus? We can hold hands under the table."
Linus "Blah!"
A Charlie Brown Christmas 1965 TV
"Do they make wooden Christmas trees anymore?"
Linus
"All I want is what I have coming to me. All I want is my fair share."Sally Brown
Ballot Box Bunny 1951
Bugs Bunny "I speak softly, but I carry a big stick!
Yosemite Sam "Oh yeah?! Well I speak loouuud, and I carry a biiigger stick! And I use it too!"
Aladdin 1992
Jafar "Gazeem was obviously less than worthy."
Iago "Wow! Theres a big surprise! I think I'm going to have a heart attack and die, from that surprise."
"Look at this! I'm so ticked off that I'm molting!" Iago
Jafar "Faster Iago, faster!"
Iago "Yes, oh mighty evil one!"
The Genii "Oy! Ten thousand years can give you such a crick in the neck!"
"Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds." Genii
"Rule Number Three: I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture, and I don't like doing it!" Genii
Genii "Thank you for chosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don't stand till the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you, good bye, good bye, thank you, good bye. Now, how about that, Mr. Doubting Mustafa?"
Aladdin "Oh you sure fooled me. Now about my 3 wishes."
Genii "Dost my ears deceive me? 3? You are down by one, boy".
Aladdin "Ah no, I never actually wished to get out of the cave. You did that on your own."
Genii "Oh. Well I feel sheepish. Alright, you baaaaaad boy, but no more freebies."
"How many times do I have to kill you, boy?"
Jafar
Jafar "You are late."
Gazeem "A thousand pardons, oh patient one."
The Genii "t's all part and parcel of the whole genii gig: phenomenal cosmic powers, itty bitty living space"
"Ennough about you, Casanova! Talk about her! She's smart, fun, the hair, the eyes - pick a feature!" The Genii
The Genii "It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp!"
The Genii "Yo rug-man! Haven't seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tassel!"
"You're speechless, I see! A fine quality in a wife!" Jafar
Sultan "Jafar! You vile betrayer!"
Iago "That's Sultan Vile Betrayer to you!"
The Genii "That was a good move. I can't believe this; I'm losin' to a rug!"
Genii "Aw, Al, I'm gettin' kinda fond of you, kid. Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything!"
The Abominable Snow Rabbit 1961
Daffy Duck "I can't stand pain. It hurts me"
Frosty the Snow Man
Frosty "Happy birthday!"
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