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St. Mark

St. Mark: Patron Saint of Egypt

Feast Day: April 25th

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King Tut

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Egyptian Games

Clever Media Nile Tiles

Egyptian Jokes

An English tourist in a Cairo bazaar was offered a large skull by a street-trader. "Dis de skull of Queen Cleopatra, my friend," said the Egyptian, "only one hundred English pounds." "No thank you," said the Englishman. "It's far too expensive." "How 'bout dis one, my friend?" said the street-trader, producing a small skull. "Whose skull is that?" Dis de skull of great Queen Cleopatra when she was a little girl!"

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Q. What does the Mummy do when he goes to the library?
A. He gets all wrapped up in a good book.

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A mother and a baby camel were talking one day when the baby camel asked, 'Mom, why do we have these huge three-toed feet?'

The mother replied, 'Well son, when we trek across the desert, our toes will help us stay on top of the soft sand.'

Two minutes later the young camel asked, 'Mom, why do we have these long eyelashes?'

They are there to keep the sand out of our eyes on the trips through the desert', the mother said.

'Mom, why have we got these great big humps on our back?'

'They are there to help us store water for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without drinking for long periods of time.'

'So we have huge feet to stop us from sinking, long eyelashes to keep the sand out of our eyes, and these humps to store water.'

'Yes dear,' said the mother.

'So why are we in the San Diego Zoo?'

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Egypt who?
Egypt you when he sold you a broken door bell!

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Last updated on April 26, 2003.
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