Crazy Ja's House of Nuttyness
hi this is jason. Ok I have gotten some heat from me whinning on my page. I am sorry. I thought that I could put up anything that I wanted on my page because it is my page. sorry to offend but please tell me where I am whinning. I can't seem to find it. sorry I will take down the amish thing too.
Top 15 money saving tips from bill gates
- 15.Switch to *single* ply hundred dollar bill toilet paper.
- 14.A dirty set of monogrammed China and Waterford Crystal can,
surprisingly, be re-used if cleaned with soap.
- 13.Insist lawyers turn off Justice Department lights when they leave.
- 12.Swipe a few cents from the penny cup at every Starbucks in Seattle.
- 11.After getting hit in the face with a pie, ask for a doggie bag.
- 10.Make those $7 haircuts last an extra week or two.
- 9.Only reboot the house twice a day.
- 8.Setting up a batch of overseas companies: $25,000,000
Liquidating and transferring all assets: $50,000,000
Flipping Janet Reno the bird as you relocate to a third world country:
priceless.
- 7.Cut back on helicopter runs to the store for milk.
- 6.Fire the marching band that follows you around playing the Star Wars
Imperial March whenever you walk down the hall to take a leak.
- 5.Quit spending billions on Pokemon merchandise on Ebay.
- 4.Nightly strolls through Microsoft headquarters to turn off the
monitors.
- 3.Suspend construction of the Death Star for a few weeks.
- 2.When hiring staff for your evil lair, remember that one angry Bobby
Knight is worth a hundred killer defense androids.
- and the Number 1 Bill Gates Penny-Pinching Tip...
- 1.From now on, just watch "Star Trek" on TV -- no more paying Nimoy and
Shatner to act out episodes in your living room.
QUOTE OF THE DAY" A true martial artist isn't a true student untill he has a black belt. then he is a true beginner." Unknown (don't brag about how good you are unles you think you can beat all that hear)
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