1) We can wear guys' clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks.
2) Our friends don't say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
3) Yes, PMS sucks. But at least we get an excuse to chow down on chocolate for a whole week.
4) If we happen to be on a really big ship what happens to hit an iceberg, we'd probably get first dibs on a life boat.
5) We get the bigger apartment on "Friends."
6) Girl Talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.
7) We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us.
8) Dark circles under your eyes? A hickey? We can just cover 'em up with a little concealer. (How do guys live without that stuff?)
9) We can jump around, shake our hair a lot, and it looks like we know how to dance.
10) We don't have to shave our faces. (Ouch, that must hurt!)
11) Matt, Jared, Leonardo, BSB, N*Sync, Brad, Scott, Ben, David. Need I explain this one?
12) We get to slay scary vampires.
13) We don't have to dowse our food in Tabasco sause just to look like we're tough.
14) That whole circumcision thing...
15) When we get married, we can keep our own name...or choose the one we like even better.
16) We don't have to deal with sideburns. (What's up with those, anyway?)
17) At least one girl always survives in horror flicks.
18) We will never have to wear tightie-whities. (or jock straps!)
19) We never have to be on the "skins" team in gym class.
20) No matter how old we are, we can always take our stuffed animals to bed.
21) We don't have to wear tuxedos to the prom.
22) Nose hair, ear hair, back hair----so not a problem for us.
23) Slumber Parties! Guys just don't know how fun those are!
24) We don't have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.
25) That special bond we'll have with our mothers....some day.
26) We don't feel the need to slap our teammate's butt when she makes a good play.
27) Nobody makes fun of us for liking the Backstreet Boys or 98 Degrees.....well, almost nobody...
28) Pick-up lines. They're something we don't need to practice.
29) We can get away with wearing platform shoes with out looking goofy.
30) We give really, really good advice.
31) On TV shows, we're always the ones who have the coolest supernatural powers.
32) Dollhouse, Delias, Tart, XOXO, Wet Seal, Limited Too
33) We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.
34) Daria and Lisa Simpson are girls.
35) Beavis and Butt-head aren't.
36) The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been written about us.
37) We don't have to sit on our wallets.
38) And, our wallets have a place for change.
39) It's entirely possible that we'll marry Ben Affleck someday.
40) Our lives do not revolve around ESPN SportsCenter.
41) We can wear dresses----without getting really weird looks from people.
42) It's so not required that we need to learn how to spit when we're young.
43) We're called tomboys. Guys are called girlie.
44) Fiona, Tori, Sarah, Paula, Alanis, Gwen.
45) We have nicer handwriting that guys. Well, it's true.......!
46) Our magazines have horoscopes.
47) We don't have to stuff boxers into our jeans (how can that possibly be comfortable???)
48) Female pro athletes aren't overpaid ego-maniacs.(yet.)
49) Girls with guy first names (like Joey) sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around.
50) We look good in tank tops.

«back