+faces+
:)--smiley
:b--cute smiley
:(--frown
;)--wink
0:)--angel
:o)--big nose
>(--angry
[:)--headphones
:#--braces
:*--kiss
:x--my lips are sealed
:O--shocked
(::[]::)-bandaid
:P--sticking your toung out
:P.--drool
:'(--tear
:*(--tear
()()():)--marge simpson
^^--smile
^.^--smile
o_O--one eye big one eye small
x_X--dying
So, you've learnt how to do smiley faces with your keyboard, how about these bootiful butts? *lol*
(_!_)--a regular butt
(__!__)--a fat butt
(!)--a tight butt
(_^^_)--a bubble butt
(_*_)--a sore butt
{_!_}--a swishy butt
(_o_)--an butt that's been around
(_x_)--kiss my butt
(_X_)--leave my butt alone
(_zzz_)--a tired butt
(_o^^o_)--a wise ass
(_E=mc2_)--a smart butt
(_$_)--money coming out of his butt
(_?_)--dumb butt
How about different types of boobs? *hee hee...*
(.)(.)--normal boobs
(o)(o)--perfect boobs
( + )( + )--fake silicone boobs
(*)(*)--high nipple boobs
(@)(@)--big nipple boobs
oo--a cups boobs
{ O }{ O }--d cups boobs
(oYo)--wonder bra boobs
( ^ )( ^ )--cold boobs (or happy to see me)
(o)(O)--lopsided boobs
(Q)(O)--pierced boobs
(p)(p)--hanging tassels boobs
(:o)(o )--bitten by a vampire boobs
\o/\o/--grandma's boobs
( - )( - )--flat against the shower door boobs
< o >< o >--electric shock boobs
|o||o|-android boobs
(/)(o)--scratched boobs (ouch)
(%)(o)--extra nipple boobs
( $ Y $ )--Jenny McCarthy's boobs
(^o)(o )--zit on your boobs
( O Y O )--poses for BIG-UNS magazine boobs
Some other stuff
<3--love
@->-- --rose
<:3)~ --mouse
>^.^< --cat
+Abbreviations+
lol--laughing out loud
brb--be right back
wat--what
hehe--a little giggle
ty--thank you
jk--just kidding
g2g--gotta go
g/g--gotta go
kewl--cool
oic--oh i see
pos--parent over shoulder
ASAP--as soon as possible
wazzup--what's up
n/a--not authorized
TTYL--talk to ya later
n/a--not available