Hawaii Dive-O

The Greatest Fish Show on Earth

.......and of This ( or any other ) Millennium!

The Aquatic Wonders of the World are coming to your town !

And this year it’s even Betta !

That’s right bouys and gulls, I can bring my “catch of the day” of colorful fishes and tidepool animals right to your door, shore, party or group(er).

Reel us in !

My show is overflowing with infotainment and entermation (?)

NEW !! Fred performs fish songs, and hermit crab races upon request !

•Extraordinary exhibits that cannot be seen anywhere else.

•See the master’s magnificent menagerie from the majestic main !

Going into my 14th year - Over 200 schools per year !

“It is the Dawning of the age of Aquariums”

REAL HANDS ON ! The REAL SMELLS ! THE REAL SLIME INCLUDED !

•Fred toured California’s Barnes & Noble and Borders Books with an appearance on “KTLA-LIVE” and lectures at the Birch and Cabrillo Aquariums !

•Look for Fred’s Videos Reef Fish Madness and Hanauma: a Day at the Bay as well as his fun books Shark Stories and The Complete Humu.

I Bring all this to you! ...........I’ve Gone Under !

1. Live Saltwater fish (eels, humuhumus etc.) ! 3 yeah 3 ! aquariums displaying the most beautiful, unusual and intelligent salt water fish of the 7 seas.

2. Tidepool Touch Tank (sea stars, urchins, feather dusters etc. LOTS of hands-on) !

(DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND, MORE TIDEPOOL TOUCH TANKS !)

Have a truly Titanic time petting my carefully selected live tidepool animals from my own personal collection !

3. Shells, Dried specimens & weird oddities from the seven seas ! From Neptune’s very own treasure chest ! Rare “jewels of the deep” rescued from the shadowy depths by our brave deep sea divers !

Behold ! Such a Tidal Wave of Sensations ! Galleons of Fun !

But wade a Minnow ! That’s not all !

NEW for the “Big Deal” Millenium / Shmillenium !

The jaws of a 4000 pound, 18-20 foot long Great White Shark ! YIKES!

You won’t believe this monster ! Biggest Jaws in the state (except for Auntie Whatshername)- 3 ft. across !)

4. Giant shark jaws & dangerous fish exhibits !

5. World Famous Video: Captain Freddy’s NEW DIGITAL Underwater Moving Pictures

Trained- Educated Fish ! See the Amazing Pinwheel and friends ! (Pinwheel earns more clams than I do!)

Always updated with new “Star” Fish performers. !
Oscar and Gourami Award winner.

Holy Mackerel ! Incredible facts !

6. Learn the unpolluted truth about our seven seas !
Education is my main porpoise!

We’ll talk about ecology, “current’ events, behavior, care, coloration, tank set-up and (burp) feeding .

and BEST OF ALL----Affordable Prices !

$75 for a single , 1 hour program, up to approximately 50 children. (If you don't make me get up at 5:30 A.M. to fight rush hour traffic.)

Repeat customers pay the “old rates.”

$40 for second program.
$25 for each additional program.

An entire day (5 groups) for Only $150 !

PLEASE NOTE:********* Add $25 if you cannot pay on day of program. P.O.'s make me P.O.'d.

Rates may differ according to circumstances such as : location, very small or young groups, time of day (traffic-eech!), month, number of programs (save BIG again on multiple programs ). Repeat customers always save!

(Remember: These are LIVE animals. THE REAL THING ! They require very special care !) Mahalo, tanks and good tidings.

Call: Fred Barnett (808) 261-3194 (keep trying!) or E-mail me at barnettf001@hawaii.rr.com or leave a message in a bottle.

* Yes. Fred will still do fish programs after the apocalypse.