Les (Big Dog) Cline's Pickup Lines
The really sad part is I have actually heard him use one of these lines in a bar. And no they dont work very good!
Do you believe in love at first sight?...Or do I have to walk by again?
Do you sleep on your stomach?...No? ...Can I ?
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can easily see myself in your
pants.
Tomorrow morning, do you want me to call you or nudge you?
Do you wash your pants in windex, cause i can see my face in them!
Hey there, the word of the day is 'legs' ...now lets go home and spread the word.
Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.
Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
Would you like to go home for a pizza and a sex?....[slap
self]...What? you don't like pizza?
Your legs must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind all
night.
That shirt is very becoming on you, of course, if I were that shirt I
would be coming on you, too.
Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd love to tap that ass.
I'm good at math. U+I=69
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to screw you on the floor.
Your face or MINE!?
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
(Approach a group of girls) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?
Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
Like Motel 6, I'll leave the light on for you.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
I heard milk was good for your body, but damn! You must drink gallons
at a time!
Hi, my name is Les. Don't forget, because you'll be screaming it later
tonight.
My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.
Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.
Come over here and sit on my lap--we can talk about the first thing
that pops up.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to
[Gesture for person to come over] I just made you come with one finger,
imagine what I could do with the rest of my body.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.
My love for you is like diaharrea, I just can't hold it in
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the
Titanic
Email Les with your favorite Pick Up Line!
Who knows-maybe he'll use it!
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