Les (Big Dog) Cline's Pickup Lines


The really sad part is I have actually heard him use one of these lines in a bar. And no they dont work very good!


  • Do you believe in love at first sight?...Or do I have to walk by again?

  • Do you sleep on your stomach?...No? ...Can I ?

  • Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can easily see myself in your pants.

  • Tomorrow morning, do you want me to call you or nudge you?

  • Do you wash your pants in windex, cause i can see my face in them!

  • Hey there, the word of the day is 'legs' ...now lets go home and spread the word.

  • Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

  • Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.

  • Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?

  • Would you like to go home for a pizza and a sex?....[slap self]...What? you don't like pizza?

  • Your legs must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind all night.

  • That shirt is very becoming on you, of course, if I were that shirt I would be coming on you, too.

  • Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd love to tap that ass.

  • I'm good at math. U+I=69

  • The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to screw you on the floor.

  • Your face or MINE!?

  • Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

  • (Approach a group of girls) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?

  • Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

  • Like Motel 6, I'll leave the light on for you.

  • I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

  • I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

  • I heard milk was good for your body, but damn! You must drink gallons at a time!

  • Hi, my name is Les. Don't forget, because you'll be screaming it later tonight.

  • My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.

  • Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.

  • Come over here and sit on my lap--we can talk about the first thing that pops up.

  • You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

  • Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

  • My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to

  • [Gesture for person to come over] I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest of my body.

  • If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

  • They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.

  • My love for you is like diaharrea, I just can't hold it in

  • I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic


    Email Les with your favorite Pick Up Line!
    Who knows-maybe he'll use it!

    windows69@hotmail.com



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