If a dog wishes to bite you, kick it in the teeth. If life kicks you in the nuts, get back up and kick it harder.
If someone says you are a peice of shit, you probably are.
Throw eggs at PEOPLE. Its more fun.
Dont let someone else decide what you should say someone else is.
I'm open for cash donations.
Drinking alcohol can help ugly people have sex.
The number one rule in life: try as u might, you will lose eventually.
The way i am:
1. I paddled a canoe by you and made fun of your yacht.
2. I don't promote violence, I just encourage it.
3. You only live once, you might as well die now.
There's too much dumb stuff in the world. Help me get rid of those stupid soccer players.
Do you ever get that feeling when your up really high, and you want to jump? I will be the guy there to push you.
When I was just a little gir...nevermind....