Alright. Anyone who knows me is well aware of the fact that I am an extreme left winger, along with my best friend, Pia. For those who don't know what that is, it means that I'm a liberal and I think that we should help the poor people, give money to the school boards, stop such extreme funding for big business, and maintain universal healthcare. Now, in the past few months, we have figured out a way that the entire world can function happily and merrily. We like to refer to it as Democratic Communism. I know what everyone is thinking, and no, Communists are nothing like Nazis. All we think is that everyone should be equal, but we should elect leaders to run this for us. The only reason communism failed in the past, was that it was simply too communist. There had to be a leader - someone to run the show and make sure that everything goes smoothly. After we peacefully take over the world and switch it over to our wonderful little system, we will hold an election where the people choose who will lead them. There will be no really rich people, and no really poor people. No one will be greedy. As Carl Marx said- "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need". Sounds pretty good to me!! As an afterthought, I'm really glad that I live in Canada, and not the States. As a Communist plotting to overthrow the governement, the FBI might not take to kindly towards me. Anyway, give this some thought and maybe you can join us in our crusade for global equality!!!