You Know That You Are in College When...*

You see 19 cents on the floor and you say, "Hey, Ramen Noodles."
Free food must be provided at any event before students will come.
You realize that the boys are cuter here than in hight school.
You go home and forget to dial the first tree digits of your friend's phone number.
You stay up all night studying for an A&P test that you sleep through.
Instead of living with your family and visiting your friends, you live with your friends and visit your family.
Quarters are worth their weight in gold.
You write a check for three dollars.
You pay for dinner with the change you find in the seat of your car.
You have a quote in the yearbook but you can't afford to buy one.
Better late than never applies to every situation in your life.
You find out how far you can go on an empty tank of gas.
You have to pay three dollars to do your laundry, but you think that you just lost a fortune.
You live on eight hours of sleep.....a week.
Your day revolves around checking your mailbox.
You think that 11 a.m. is the crack of dawn.
It's 1 a.m., you have two papers to write, but instead you go play James Bond.
You have plasma days marked on your calendar.

*disclaimer: I take no credit for these. They were contributed by my fellow Union students.