Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One - he just holds it up there and waits for the worldto revolve around him. OR Three -- one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males
after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"