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Present Members

This is the lineup (in alphabetical order) of the current bra and panties inspectors.

Clay "Muscles" Steadman

Drums, Vocals, Bong Hits

Birthdate:September 6th, 1983

Sex:with girls, women

Joined the Band when: Founding member, August 98

First Instrument:Sovereign Electric strat knock-off, from SEARS

Decided to play drums:when he bought them with money he got for a birthday present, 1998

Quote:"I hope it ain't one of those pop and chip partays!"

Likes:Boobs, Shaved Pussy, BC Bud, Beer and Drums

Dislikes:regular mushrooms, fat chicks (sometimes)

Occupation:Sound Recording Engineer, presently a chef at Moxie's

Cody "The Machine" Harris

Guitar, Vocals, Breaking Shit

Birthdate:Unknown

Sex:with female, often as possible

Joined the Band when: Founding member, August 98

First Instrument:Yahama Pacifica, summer of 97. Was taught to play by his twin, Mark "Gin" Harris

Secret fact:wanted to be just like his "cooler" twin (until Mark started having children)

Quote:"What the fuck, eh?"

Likes:Boobs, Shaved Pussy, BC Bud, Beer and kick ass tunes

Dislikes:regular mushrooms, fat chicks, and music videos

Occupation:Recording Artist, formerly a excrusion motor operator for KayCan, presently the Creepy Crawly Guy at Petland

The motherfucking J.A.R.

Lead Guitar, Vocals, Solar Powered Sex Machine

Birthdate:September 8th, 1982

Sex:only with REAL women, no transvestites or rubber dolls

Joined the Band when:Cody spent two weeks trying to convince Clay after Jar and Cody wrote their first tune together

First Instrument:Yamaha 1/4 size Violin

Decided to play guitar:after that loser "school band" experience, when he learned "Smoke on the Water"

Quote:"I transcend my occupation..."

Likes:Looking deep into some young lady's eyes as his hands move closer to her...

Dislikes:regular mushrooms, fat chicks, Howie Mandel

Occupation:Recording Artist, formerly head chef at BP's

Kris "with a K"

Lead Guitar, Vocals

Birthdate:September ?, ?

Sex:dude

Joined the band when:After meeting Clay at the Beach, Kris joined us in November of 2002, in time to play Band Wars!

Quote:"Turn right here? Like, right here man? You mean this next turn? This one right here?"

Likes:Dragon Ball Z collectible card games, heavy metal

Dislikes:how Metallica rips Megadeth off

Occupation:Recording Artist, pogey

Phil Harrison

Bass, Vocals

Birthdate:?

Sex:daily

Joined the band when:Clay and Cody invited him in Late 2003.

Quote:"play that funky bass line white boy..."

Likes:Female feet and stockings.

Dislikes:Work

Occupation:Student

Former Members

Mandy Steward

Bass

Birthdate:August 20th 1988

Sex:yes please

Joined the Band when:Inspected needed a fill for Grizfest

First Instrument:a bass

Decided to play bass:When there was a brand new bronco squire on her bed

Quote:"Guy's don't tell my dad about my tatoo!"

Likes:cult movies

Dislikes:posers of any kind and that should fuckin cover it

Occupation:unemployed

Reason for leaving..Stuck in Dawson Creek

Holly "Hot" Hildebrant

Bass, Muse-like inspiration

Birthdate:April ?, 83

Sex:Totally Hot Chick

Joined the Band when: Clay heard that she played guitar

First Instrument:Samick strat knock-off

Decided to play bass:was told to by Clay and Cody after Stewart was forcibly removed

Quote:"I'm not going to smoke weed with you guys!"

Likes:Dancing, Flowers, and tight clothes

Dislikes:assholes

Reason for leaving:Pursuit of Education

Brandon Stewart

Bass, Transportation

Birthdate:August ?, 1982

Sex:loves the pussy

Joined the Band when: we taught him to play bass

First Instrument:Cody's Ibanez Bass

Quote:"Hey, how's it going guys? Still playing?"

Likes:4x4's, construction

Dislikes:Didsbury weed

Reason for leaving:Would rather skateboard with Kenneth

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