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Quotes

 
  • "It is to laugh, huh Mistah J?"
  • " Here's to Gotham's Commissioner G.

  • You lock up the weirdos, the crooks and the geeks!
    Yer a hero to all of the boys in blue -
    But this time, baybee, the joke's on YOU!"
  • "Oy! Beauty school's looking pretty good about now!"
  • "Look on the bright side - tomorrow you'll be feeding hundreds of hungry cats!"
  • "Freeze, Copper! I gotcha covered, see?"
  • "They're Finny and Funny and oh so delish!

  • They're Joyful and Jolly - Joker Fish!"
  • "Eww! Fish stinkeroony!"
  • "*A-a-a-hem!* Look alive, wage slaves! Preeeesenting - the Caliph of Clowns, that Mogul of Mountebanks - the One and Only - JOKER!"
  • "Harley Quinn,pleased to meetcha!"
  • "You think after living with Mistah J I'd be used to a little pain"
  • "I'll show ya! I'll pull a big heist all by myself and I'll be laughing atcha, ya hear?Ha ha, Laughing! *sigh* I miss him already!"
  • "Nice work,butterfingers, why didn'tcha just turn the batsignal on while you were at it!"
  • "My boss likes me to wear a smile to work"
  • "You really know how to put the "fun" in "funeral", boss"
  • "Wheee! Look at the pretties!"
  • "I'd just to like to say, if there were no Batman, there'd be no Joker and I never woulda met my Puddin!! Thankyou, Batman!"
  • "Dont'cha knock before entering a ladies boudoir?"
  • "Oh the irony! The grim stalwart Dark Knight and his greatest female adversary, fightin together to save the city!"
  • "HAHA - OW!"
  • "It's amazing whacha find in people's glove compartments!"
  • "Hi Puddin! Miss me?"
  • Deal's off,B-Man!Noone ever said anythin bout hurtin Mistah J!"
  • "Freeze Clown!"
  • "Ya got a hearin problem or somethin? No nada zero sip silch, nothin okaaaaay?"
  • "WHEEE WAHOO WHOPPEEE!YAY YAY YAY! Er - I mean, thankyou Dr Leland"
  • "Hey remember me, that big charity bash a few years back, the one the Joker robbed? I wuz the clown girl holdin the gun on ya!"
  • "Yeesh, ya make one little mistake and they never letcha forget!"
  • "Call me Harley! Everyone does!"
  • "Just one - BABIES!!!!"
  • "I din't even get ta keep my new dress - and I actually paid for it!"
  • "I'm havin a bad day! I'm sick of people tryin ta shoot me, run me over or blow me up!"
  • "I think I made a mess on your cape"
  • "Home again,home again, jiggity jig!"
  • "Gimme some sugar, baby!"
  • "OHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGOD"
  • "Wanna try my pie, Puddin?"
  • "Naughty naughty! Jump around like that and Doctor won't give you a lollypop!"
  • "Aw, c'mon Puddin - don'tcha wanna rev up ya Harley?VROOOM VROOM!"
  • "Face it,Harl, this stinks - yer a certified ntso wanted by the las in 2 dozen states - and hopelessly in love with a murderous,psychopathic clown"
  • "Whatever you say, Mistah J! Just gimme a sec to find the form and I'll commit myself!"
  • "Play nice with yer new chew toy!"
  • "Thanks, gotta run. Oh look is that Mayor Hill? Yoo-hoo Mistah Mayor!"
  • "Hey watch those hands, Boy Wonder!"
  • "You and yer pointy-eared partner think yer so smart! But you forgot I got a partner all my own!"
  • "Humph. That would make this "cradle robin" wouldn't it?"
  • "YES! She shoots, she scores!"
  • "Prepare to be perforated, pally!"
  • "Gee Mistah J, yer creepin me out! You love the flamin bucket of napalm!"
  • "woops.Wrong calibre bullets.My goof"
  • "Barracuda. Down the trousers. Woops!"
  • "Aw...do ya hear that? My Puddin's laughing!"
  • "whoah mama! Check out the cute hitch-hiker!"
  • "Oooh listen to little Miss Can't Take a Joke!"
  • "Now THIS is funny, Mistah J!"
  • "Deck the halls with boughs of Harley!"
  • "Buh-mer! I'm gonna miss all the fun!"
  • "Jingle bells Bratgirl smells, Birdboy laid an egg! The batmobile lost a wheel and Puddin got away!"

  • "Martha Stewart, eat yer heart out!"

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