All this horrible terrible
frightening talk about me being in the next film!!After seein what they
did to my bella Ivy, I'm REALLY sacred pple!!! I hope they lock that idea
up and throw away the key!!! But that's Hollywood for ya, and if they're
gonna do it - well at least I can find the right person for the job!Here's
a few suggestions for who would - and who WOULDN'T - make a good me!!Have
you got one? Well send
me a pic and a why and why not!
WHY: Why? WHY?!??!?!?Well
I wuz just based around her entire person!! I mean cmon DUUUUUUUHHHH!!!!
She's got the right look, the right bounce, the right voice the right personality
the right EVERYTHING!!! Heck, SHE IS ME!!!!!
WHY NOT: erm.....mmm.....hmmm.....thinking
thinking.....erm.....she's too old maybe? I don't agree!! I think she could
do it and kick butt! If they could pass Luke Perry off as a teenager then
they can pass a 40yr old Sorkin as a 28 yr old Harley!!!
WHY: She's just gorgeous!!
She has a light, bubbly air, perfect for me, and she's sexy as Hell!! And
as she demonstrated very well recently in Bride of Chucky she's
wonderfully capable of playing obsessed amours!!! She'd be wonderful.
WHY NOT: The only
real reason I can think of is she doesn't have quite the right look. I
know she's perfectly capable of everythin else!!!!
WHY: I can't think
of a single reason!
WHY NOT: Look at the
woman! She's hideous! She's a great big plastic barbie doll with no style,no
personality no naturalness, no brains NO NOTHIN! Add to that she's incredibly
gross and crass!And that just simple ain't me! So there!! Nyah! If she
even LOOKS like goin be in this film I'm becoming a SERIAL KILLER! NO JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
blonde and cute. I guess she has the right look.
WHY NOT: I don't think
she has the acting capability to pull off this role REALLY well. She could
fudge her way thru it, but at the end of the day she wouldn't have the
WHY: she's bubbly,
cute and tough!!! She's got a sorta helium inflated voice too ;) She also
consider Tank Girl to be her comic counterpart so she wouldn't do any stupid
interviews where she goes "oo er I relate to Harley *sooo* much blah blah
WHY NOT: I'm just
not 100% she would melt into the role and make it come truly alive!!!
WHY: Should there
be a reason? There is no reason, no logic and no sensibility behind this
WHY NOT: I'm even
more against Mads being me than I am about Mcarthy being me if that's possible!!Let's
face it folks - she may be a great performer but she can't act to SAVE
HER LIFE!! She also doesn't have anywhere near my style, wit or personality.
DEFINETELY a real FUDGE of a choice!!! If she were me, I'd bomb WB Studios!
WHY NOT: Not a good
enough actress, not the right type,wouldnt' understand the role wouldn't
fit the role.'Nuff said!
WHY: She's athletic,
sexy, cute and as she has displayed beautifully in Xena is well
capable of playin an obsessed psychotic!! (just change the obsession from
"destroy Xena" to "adore Joker"!!!!)
WHY NOT: At first,
as much as I love Xena and Callisto, I din't like this suggestion, but
I find myself warming to it. I think Hudson'd do a really quite good job!I
think she may be a bit lackin in the hips department and also a bit hard
of face as far as look goes,but in everythin else I think she'd pass damn
WHY: Several pple
suggested her to me and I think it's just cuz she plays a character who's
meant to be cute, bubbly and sexy on that Dharma and Greg show.Oh
yeah and she's blonde.
WHY NOT:I watched
that show a few times, and frankly folks, she tries too hard. Being cute
bubbly and sexy doesn't come easy to her, and we don't need a Harley whose
performance is forced! It's gotta be like second nature!!!
WHY: I guess cuz she
can do real Tae Kwon Do!
WHY NOT: A name that
has come up a few times in the fanclub, but I just can't seem why! This
suggestion is totally beyond me! Nothin smacks of me at all!!! I just can't
understand why she's been brought up! This suggestion is totally bizaare!
I don't think she's a crap actress or nothin, but I do not think she has
anythin even remotel resemblin me and I don't think she could do the part!
WHY: She's a pretty,talented
actress who's blonde. I like her as a performer, I think she's pretty good!!
WHY NOT: Hmm...somehow,
I really can't see her as meezie! Even her bimbo on Married with Children
wuzn't really nothin like me, and while she's a good performer, we need
somebody who's gonna really get inta the role!
WHY: Another one I
can't think of a reason to choose.
WHY NOT: What exactly
is attractive bout this chick? Her mouth is too big she can't act and her
laughter sounds like a donkey!! In no way shape or form can I see her as
me - it would SUCK SUCK SUCK!
WHY: Well,she's got
the voice, the sass the jewish thing and kinda the dress sense!
WHY NOT: I just can't
see her bouncin around, fallin obsessively in love with my Pud doin cartwheels
and stuff. I also can't see her blonde!ick! I think the only role she's
really good at is playing herself.
WHY: *sigh* this no
reason thing is gettin old!
WHY NOT: Another one
I simply can't understand how her name wuz brought up! It makes no sense!
In no way could this chick bring me to life!!! NO WAY JOSE!!!So there!
Yeesh sometimes I wonder if pple really know who I am,these crazy names
they come up with!!!!
WHY:She's cute, she's
young and she can be blonde. She has an insane freakiness in all her roles,
and she's a damn good little actress with quite a bit of appeal!!!!
WHY NOT: well she
really wouldn't be so hot in the fight scenes - I also think she's just
a little too sullen and sombre for my bubbly personality (gag)!whee!
WHY NOT: well, she's
a sucky actress!!!!!!Also she's a bit tall and not very curvy.(ammendment:
After seeing 'Being John Malcovich' I've changed my mind about her being
a sucky actress, but I still don't want her to play Harley!)
WHY: Yowsers! I remember
seein this chick in Return to Oz and wonderin whateva happened to her!
She grew up! Well,she's perky, sassy, wicked and has that absolutely killer
smile!!!I like this choice, I think she'd make quite a spiffy me!!!
WHY NOT: Again, may
not be so great in the fight scenes, but other than that, I think she'd
WHY: This gal's name
has come up quite a bit in the HQ Fan Club of late as a possible choice.
Me, I haven't really seen her in anything but I've been told she's played
a pretty cool nutcase in movies before and has a fair amount of sass to
WHY NOT: I haven't
seen her peform much, so I can't say fer certain, but apparently the fighting
will need work. I just hope all you HQ Fans have got it right, and she
has the ability for Harley attitude!
TO THE HAVEN