"THE DUMBASS BOX"           
     
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What u will need:

1/\/ one small jack 
2\/\ some phone line, about 2-3 feet long
3/\/ one flat head screw driver (don't need it, but tke it anyway)
4\/\ one philips head screw driver
5/\/ one wire striper
6\/\ two aligator clips
7/\/ ONE BRAIN THE SIZE OF A PEA 

How to make it:

        First you need to strip the ends of the line and then strip 
the red and green wires. You will then need to open the jack with the 
flat head screw driver(if u need it the damn thing) and hook up one 
end of the line to the screws with the philips head screw driver. Make
sure you connect the red wire and the green wire to the rite screws. At  
the other end of the line, you need to connect the aligator clips to the
red and green wires.