A penguin was driving through the desert when his car broke down.
He waddled to the nearest phone to call AAA. His car was quickly towed
to the nearest garage where the mechanic told him he would need a couple
of hours to check out the car. The penguin, being a good natured bird,
didn't complain but wondered off to find the closest supermarket. He
proceeded to the frozen foods section and hung out near the fish sticks.
After an hour he got in the freezer next to the vanilla ice cream and ate
several gallons. Then he saw the time and went back to the garage
covered in ice cream. The mechanic walked over to him wiping his hands
and shaking his head saying, "It looks like you blew a seal." Blushing,
the penguin said, "Oh no! It's just ice cream."