WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE FOR ONCE IN MY GODDAMNED LIFE??? AM I JUST SOME PIECE OF MEAT TO YOU?? AM I HERE FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT? IS THAT IT?? IS IT??? HUH????

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