The Gruntwilligar T. Honkenoffski Email Archive
From: Max Desorgher <sojmed@********>
To: G_T_Honkenoffski@hotmail.com
Subject: the verb 'to id'
Date: Thu, 18 Feb 1999 22:57:51 +0000
Hi - I am in process of compiling a dictionary of internet terms, and came across the verb 'to id' on your home page [ref: himself id from a very large family].
Please be kind enough to fill out the accompanying form. Thank you
Fred
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Gruntwilligar T. Honkenoffski's response: Fnarr!!
From: blueeyeddevil <blueeyeddevil@********>
To: G_T_Honkenoffski@hotmail.com
Subject: Grunts
Date: Fri, 19 Feb 1999 00:29:11 -0600
Dear Gruntwilligar,
Grunt, honk, tweet!
Bed
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Gruntwilligar T. Honkenoffski's response: Squeedoodle!!!
From: "Bruce Wayne" <newsrd@********>
To: G_T_Honkenoffski@hotmail.com
Subject: You're my hero.
Date: Fri, 19 Feb 1999 17:08:41 PST
I'm your biggest fan.
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Gruntwilligar T. Honkenoffski's response: You, sir, are the wind beneath my wings.
From: Captain Busternaut <busternaut@********>
To: G_T_Honkenoffski@hotmail.com
Subject: something about stimpy...
Date: Fri, 19 Feb 1999 15:07:50 -0700
stimpy?
yeah, that one.
oh, ha ha.... cute.
so he's a bastard.
thats alright, everyones in love with bastard music.
o.k., so whats the address now?
what "on" underslash? yeah... greens?
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Gruntwilligar T. Honkenoffski's response: Yes.
rom: "Gruntwilligar T. Honkenoffski " <morse@********>
To: G_T_Honkenoffski@hotmail.com
Subject: I TOLD YOU I WAS YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: Sat, 20 Feb 1999 11:38:22 -0000
IVE CHANGED MY NAME TO BE THE SAME AS YOU
IM YOU'RE BIGGEST FAN
I THINK YOUR GRATE
IWANT TO BE JUST LIKE YOU
IWANT TO BE YOU
CAN I BE YOU?
I WOULD BE VERY QUIET, YOU WOULDNT KNOW I WAS THERE
I WANT TO BE YOU
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gRUNTwILLIgAR hONKENoFFsKI
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Gruntwilligar T. Honkenoffski's response:
"A spectre is haunting Europe--the spectre of Communism. All the powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Pope and Tsar, Metternich and Guizot, French radicals and German police spies.
"Where is the party in opposition that had not been decried as communistic by its opponents in power? Where the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of Communism, against the more advanced opposition as well as against its reactionary adversaries?
"Two things result from this fact:
"1. Communism is already acknowledged by all European powers to be itself a power.
"2. It is high time that Communists should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of Communism with a manifesto of the party itself.
"To this end, Communists of various nationalities have assembled in London, and sketched tha following manifesto, to be published in the English, French, German, Italian, Flemish and Danish languages."
--"Manifesto of the Communist Party", by Karl Marx and Frederick Engels.
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