Half-Moon Crescent

Well, I'm Mark Smith. This homepage is not about my dog or my family or even Speedy, my old hamster, the one that got stuck inside that toy boot that was actually meant for fish... Nope, it has no clear vision. Like me. As my History teacher used to say, "If you throw enough s**t at the wall some of it's bound to stick" So here's a load of s**t.

Bill Bailey. Will someone do this guy justice and do an authoritative site on his genius brand of comedy? I haven't the materials and currently he only exists on some religious geezers site whose name happens to be the same. *sigh*

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Gratuitous Alicia Silverstone picture. Simply because all my mates will be convinced that this page will be full of them and I cannot disappoint.

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In a dynamic inversion of homepage conventions... here's a picture of someone elses dog.

woof.

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Nothing else here? Oh yeah... ummmmm... look a monkey with a snowball! he he

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Rest assured. Substance will find it's way onto this site at some juncture. Meanwhile, here are the

Really Very Nice People or in other words, my mates. Or in other...other...words...Page 2

Ah Substance. Move along to Page 3 if you prefer, which features all the bands I think are scrummy. In other..other words...Bands I'm Rather Keen On. So Nyahh.

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Links Awakenings

Essential stupid games. And Beckham abuse. Natch.
The-bit-off-Clueless-where-she-uses-her-computer-to-dress awaits.. But with Kylie Minogue. Do not disappoint it...
An essential nod to a great old city.
Pretend to be a Sitcom Character or Evil Dictator and let the computer guess. Utterly pointless and therefore excellent.
Quite impossibly brilliant horror-dedicated site. Everything horror movie related.
What did I say Roy? Oh Bugger. Where's me washboard Etc. Etc
The Unofficial Lock Haven University International Students Homepage. (phew) Established and maintained by a German, an Albanian and a Frenchman who are all very nice blokes. Lots of pictures of our American exploits. yikes.

Email: smitmark@hotmail.com