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A STORY I WANTED TO TELL YA
Just wanted to tell you a story
about a man who once dropped a piece of cheeze on a sidewalk and tried
to eat it off the ground. He started to lose all of his hair and
all the nuns in a public parking lot would throw used eyeliner at him.
So, he finally thought that he would eat peanut butter and put tape on
his cats feet. Thats when thingz got out of control because he lost
his favorite kitty and all the rest of the tenants in his apartment complex
hated him. He then decided that he would draw a picture of a naked
goat and paste it in the middle of the country where all the red necks
could fall in love again. Michael Jordan, Garth Brooks, and Perry
Ferril all came over to the mans house one day and thought they would beat
the shit out of him and thats exactly what they did. He then got up after
the brutal beating and decided to take a shower thats when the whole group
of NOFX came in and raped him and told him if he told anyone he would be
killed. So he finallymoved to a place where nobody knew him and started
a Job working at Taco Cabana and then he got a letter from one of the heads
of state in Iowa and it said "Hey man I miss you" and thats all it said.
Then the man got in his car and drove 46 hours to Iowa and met that person.
It ended up being his mom and he killed her and took her spot in Congress.
Now he is famous and everyone wants to be his friend except Jackie Chan
because he thinks he is a cheat and a Bruce Lee Lover. As soon as
he finally decided to retire he dropped his pants right in front of Dolly
Parton and she bent over and started suckin his dick. He was pretty
happy and so he started pulling his pants down in front of all woman and
they would all do him sexual favors. Even the Queen of England.
But when he was about to totally retire and go to live in the Moutains
in Colorado he stopped, and thought about the life he had lived and he
started throwing up tar and grape jelly. Thats when he decided to
get his stomache pumped and have a dentist pull out all of his teeth.
He then got lots of tattoos and started cutting himself and then he finally
decided to change his name to Marily Manson.Now he is a Famous Evil Fuckin
Faggot That Hate.
