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welcome to my page of British Slang, all brought to you from the one and only Neil writen in the REAL real world book. so thanks to him and enjoy. Arse: like American ass, without the confusion with donkeys. Bird: girl. Bitter: dark beer. Bloke: regular guy. Kinda like John Doe. Bollocks: 1. testicles. 2. nonsense. Bonk: to shag. Bum: see arse. Cheers: all purpose social lubricant covering the gamut from good-bye to thank you. Chunder: vomit; to vomit. Cupboard: closet. Fag: cigarette. Flat: apartment. Futtock: an imbecile or buffoon. Gaffer: head bloke. Geezer: see bloke. Guv'nor: see gaffer. Intellectual masturbation study at Oxford. Jizz,jism: ejaculate. Knackered: oriig.meaning: to be exhausted from sexual activity, now more frecquently used to describe general tiredness. Lager: beer. Lairy: to be in a stage of agitation, near to violence. Loo:toilet. Lush: 1. verdant. 2. drunk. 3. encapsulating shaggability. Peaky: to feel unwell. Piss: 1. urine, to urinate 2. indicates a state of drunkenness. Plum: general insult on the order of wanker. Quid: a pound. Rubber: pencil eraser. Shag: to indulge in sexual intercourse. Slag: 1. women of ill repute. 2. gerneral inslut. Snog: to kiss. Tosser: see wanker. Wank, wanker: to masturbate; -er, one who masturbates.