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By Ma Soeur
Q:What'll be the last thing that goes through a Spice
Girls mind before she dies?
A: My fist
Q: If scary spice gives u a heart attack how can you be defined?
A: Normal
Q: What do you have when the Spice girls are buried up to their necks in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
By Moi
Geri goes into a hardware shop and asks for a hinge.
The man at the counter gets one and asks, "Do you want a screw for that hinge?"
Geri says, "No, but I'll blow ya for that toaster over there."
Q: Whats black and brown and looks good on a spice girl?
A: A doberman
A customer visits a brain store.
'How much for an enginner brain?'
$3 an ounce.
'How much for a doctor brain?'
$4 an ounce.
'How much for a Spice Girl brain?'
$500 an ounce.
Why is a Spice Girl brain so expensive?
'Do you know how many Spice girls you have to kill to get an
ounce of brain??
There were 5 spice girls in a bath and they were all feeling happy...
so Happy got out.
Q: Whats the differance between a spice girl and a computer ?
A : You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: How do you drown a Spice Girl?
A: You put a Scratch and Sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool!
Q. How do you keep a spice girl from drowning?
A. Take your foot off her head
Did you hear about the terrorist who hijacked the Spice Girls 747?
He threatend to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.
Submitted by Keith Johnson on 21.2.98
Why don't the Spice Girls go to see R-Rated movies?
There's only 5 of them, and the sign says "Under 17 not admitted".
What do Geri and a ski slope have in common?
Both have 12 inches of powder over a 2 inch foundation.
Did you know that when they removed all of Geri's makeup--they found Jimmy Hoffa!
President Clinton and the Spice Girls were captured by terrorists and scheduled to be executed. Their captors offered each one last request. The girls' last request was to sing their song "Wannabe" one last time. Clinton's request was to be shot beforehand.
Submitted by Kiddy on 18.3.98
Q: How do you keep a spice girl from drowning?
A: Shoot her before she hits the water!
Q: What is the difference between a squashed dog and a squashed spice girl on the
highway?
A: The dog has skid marks in front of it!
Q:What do you have when you have 5 hundred spice girls at the bottom of the
ocean?
A:A good start!
Submitted by Blaire Crofts
Q: How come spice girls don't like pickles?
A: Because they can't get their heads in the jar......
Q: What do you do when a Spice Girl throws a hand grenade at you ??
A: Pull the pin out and throw it back
Q: Why did the Spice Girl take bread to the toilet?
A: To feed the toilet duck.
Q: Why did the Spice Girl leave the toilet door open?
A: So no one could peak through the key hole
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