Kenny = Is known for never knowing what he says . He has an orange jacket that
covers most of his face , and mouth - that's why you can't understand what he
says - he seems to be quite a sick little pervert , by what the other kids say - but he's bloody cool . Kenny's family are poor , but....hehe , oh well - like he cares .
If you go to Mr Hats Hell-Hole you will find a page of " What Kenny Says " This
is where you can find out what this kenny really says !
In every episode of SouthPark - well , apart from the occasional few , Kenny
dies a gruesome death , yum. I reckon Kenny Kicks @ss ! Here's a pic
of Kenny below :
Cartman = Is a fat slob of a kid that likes to piss
people off . He's probably the funniest of them all . His favourite food is
the good ole' cheesey puff . His mum always gets him what he wants , or he throws a psyche !
But , really , don't get me wrong here , cartman is soooo damn cool he's my
favourite character !! Cartmans real name is Eric Cartman , but people just call
him cartman . You never really see much of cartmans Dad . No-one really knows who his dad is . - I think tits his mum - really really long story .
Stan = This guy is like the leader of the group . He always has the cool ideas , and isn't too mean to anyone , well apart from Pip . He owns a gay homosexual dog called Sparky . Stan is the only one of the guys with a girlfriend . Her name is Wendy . But every time Wendy speaks to Stan , he throws up ! What a romantic !! Stan has accidentally killed Kenny heapsa times . Stans line in every episode is usually "YOU BASTARD !" , after Kyle has said " OH MY GOD, HE/SHE/DEATH THEY KILLED KENNY!" Here's a pic br>
Kyle = Kyles a wee jeiwsh guy , he's pretty funny . He has little bro cakked Ike . His parents are pretty strict , and his mum is the worst gossip in SouthPark.
Kyle wears a stoopid green hat that covers his ears .
Chef = This is the school cook . Chef always wears
his cooking hat , and has an obsession with "Making Love". - and he likes to sing about it heaps.
Chef loves to sing aswell . All the boys go to Chef when they need help , cos
he always knows what to say . Chef is a fat , black , singing guy . He loves to
chat up the ladies.
Wendy = Is Stans girlfriend , she's very protective of her
little stanny boy and no girl is gonna steal him away!! Wendy is the only
girl that really appears alot on southpark - that's just not good enough!! :-Þ
Wendy wants to kiss stan , but stan always finds a way out , he'll either
throw-up , run away , or scream/faint . Here's a pic below :
SouthPark is supposedly somewhere in the Colorado Rockies , stan , kyle , cartman and kenny are all
3rd graders ( 8 year olds ) .
SouthPark was started when Trey Parker was asked to create a video christmas card
and he and Matt Stone came up with " the Spirit Of Christmas " , the very fist
southpark adventure !!
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