South-Park Sayings

Here is a bunch of sayings , each one has who it was said by aswell! Have a good read , some of them are really funny !!

Cartman:
I'm not fat ! I'm just festivally plump !! If a girl tried to pick on me I'd say , go bake me a pie before i slap your face !
Stan's dogs a homo , stan's dogs a homo !
Someone's gotta pull that monkey outta Wendy's butt quick !
Screw you hippie !
Damn your black heart Barbera Stryzand

Stan:
YOU BASTARD !!
MECHA IKKKKEEEE !
Holy crap dude !
No way dude ! That's MY triangle of Zinthar
You piss head little wick !
She's just a self-centered evil egostatical bitch !

Kyle:
Nuh unh , she's just bein' a bitch !
Oh my god , they killed Kenny !

Chef:
I don't give ratsass children !
Hmmmmmm , the diamond of Anthar

Mr Hanky The Christmas Poo:
Mr Hanky the christmas poo , He loves me and I love you !

JUST SOME GOOD OLE FUNNY BITS
Stan : My dog Sparky's gonna kick your dogs ass Cartman!
Cartman : No way ...... what ARE they doing ? Hmmmm , well he's doin SOMETHING to his ass!
Stan : eeeeewww , groooooosss !
Sparky : runs away " yipe , yipe , yipe , yiiiipppeee !"

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