Welcome to the Mad Cow Clan website. This page will soon contain information on
battle ip's and times, as well as information you really dont want to know about
the members of hardest and most downright evil clan ever to be formed. Fast
Breaking News Thingy We are to preceed out nicknames with the letters BsE
instead of MCC just to confuse everyone.
Remember Big Brother is Watching you and so am I!
LINX: Our Pals on the net
The mad cow clan would like to say a big HELLO to Micheal the Bovril fanatic
over in the US of A. He has kindly agreed to link this Site so I am going to
honour him with the first link off our page:
Bovril the drink that contains Mad Cows
Here are the current members, aliases,
descriptions and fav weapons:
(Written by KiTT's other personallity)
The real name of the clan leader is unknown bloody strange name but I blame
the parents! (I have NME's - KiTT) He is possibly
the most versatile of the clan members enjoying the benefits of every weapon.
Generally considered to be a nice bloke but is easily wound up by inexperienced
kiddies who curse quakeland. Favourite weapon is said to be the Welding/Lava Gun
as he enjoys watching people burn helplessly. His favourite level is Vertigo.
Real name Jason Vaughan. Jason is the clan second in command and head of the
"extreme violence" section of the clan. Self proclaimed "Evil Bastard" Jason
likes nothing more than blowing newbies to pieces then dancing upon their twisted
remains. Favourite weapon is said to be Fragmenting Rockets but you won't survive
long enough to notice.
Real name Alfie Lee. I have had the chance to play with (oooh err missus) the snOOpster
and I can, with little doubt in my mind say, that he is a camping shit but you have to
admire that in a player. Basically if it gets you the frags then who gives a shit
about upsetting some lilly livered spotty yank kid.
Real Name (what another one) yes indeed the MCC really know how to make
NME's so some of our clan like to withhold there names. to those who were looking
forward to stalking Mr Riposte I apologise. Favourite weapon would have to be the
Double Barreled Shotgun and Riposte will frequently abandon his rocket launcher
just to humiliate his NME with a quick blast from the boom stick.
Real Name Until I have been allowed to comment about Mr Graduate Reaper
I must remain silent the name tends to tell it all. Students are his speciallity.
"too many fucking students" he has been noted to have said on more than one occasion.
Real name is Mike Curl. The newest member of the team hasn't had much of a chance
to make NME's in Quakeland yet. But given time I am confident that he will. His
favourite weapon would have to be the good old Rocket Launcher, so kiss your internal
Real Name is John Walton. Not kidding. I am yet to assess John so am unable to
Real name Adam Simpson. Crazy fly by night. Does what he does without much thought,
the master of un-armed combat. Peace.
Yet another new member of the group with very little information concerning him, except
he is currently a Learner.. That's right we give everyone a chance after all it is
just a game and if you disagree you should get out more, meet some girls, prehaps
go down the pub and make some friends the choice is yours. Anyway more info on this
dude to come.
Our clan is a good sturdy size but we are always looking out for new people to
join in the good fight! so if you think you are up to the challenge please
email me here! A small test
will have to take place against me and if you are a worthy challenger (or better
still kick my ass) then you are in. Not that ability counts for much in our group,
if you have played against; SauS, STYX, The Dogs, Mada then you will know that we
are always keen on training people who show early talent.
Most of our clan live in and about the town of london possibly the most exciting
and cultural place on the planet, do you disagree?.
Anyway it is. The piccy below is of Oxford street in the middle of the fair City
and whats more it is LIVE. I never get bored of live pictures, just like I
never get laid and never go out 8¬). If you catch a shot of something happening, eg:
Bank robbery, Drug deal, Big Red Bus, then tell me
The clan skins will appear below very shortly indeed. The reason they are not
at hand is because we rarely use quakeworld and much prefer having a blast on
supplied servers such as quake.demon.co.uk and quake.dircon.co.uk but for now
here is an ASCII representation of a startled rabbit:
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