Ex boyfriends are a part of life. When anyone, and I mean ANYONE gets involved, there is likey to be a seperation between the two to occur. This inevitably leads to she's hurt, he's mad, vise versa. And sadly, there really is no way to catagorize it nicely. There is no such things as "Good terms" or "Bad Terms". Its all about the here, and the now. Your pissed off about something, and that something will never be resolved! Your hurt, or heartbroken, wishing the time back, when you still had your lover. No matter what anyone says, wether its a stolen kiss or two, to the ultimate lovemakeing, your body makes a promise to the other. And when the relationship ends, and that promise is broken, your body, mind, heart, and soul go through withdrawls.

But, cheer up, and dry those tears. There is hope. For every ugly, or sad parting in your life, you will have one more joyous meeting. A Meeting filled with romance, stolen glances, butterflies in your stomach.. puer, untarnished love. Or, lust, which many of us mistake as love, and 2-1 pefer lust anyway..
but you dont care about any of THAT crap right now. Your hurt and angry..He deserves to pay! You want justice. You want retrubution. You want revenge. You want blood. And my God, so Do I

If you are lucky, you get an ex like Mike, a guy who is nice to you, respects your space, and still longs to have you by his side. But then, does a 180 and you lose him to a heartbreaking battle.When that battle is within himself, there is nothing you can do for them, and that is good lesson for everybody. Learning when It is okay to say goodbye, and cutting all ties.

Sometimes you will get the ex you wish you could go back to, that you could have a few moments with, that you could tell them that you love them. And they want absolutly want nothing to do with you.

When you are really stupid, you get an ex like Jason, a guy who you pracitaclly fall on your face for, and they still want more! They take and take and take, but never give! This version of homojerkeous is often mistaked for the type that doesnt allow you to have a mind of your own.

Or, you could get an ex like James, the ex who is the off-and-on guy. You feel like you are missing a part of you when you break up with them, and when your with them, you feel as though somethings wrong. Dear-god-kill-me-now-please type of wrong.

Or, you get THE ex. Not the regular type of ex, but the one you really loved. The one you would spend the rest of your life with, and they spit in your face. Like Tim Tim was the guy you would do anything for, the guy that you could live with, and the one that you will always miss the most! Unfortunatly, this one becomes the pedestal that all other unworthy souls who dare to love you get compared to.

Or there is Jeff. The Artist... Someone whom you regret to have lost, but, your glad that you did, because you'd be put away if you stayed any longer.

Then, ther is the God forsaken, I hope he burns for a long time type of guy. My guy's name is Ted. For all of those who have been REALLY burned... read this.

Then there was John. The "1 week of fun" relationship. You know what I am talking about ladies. Your ex's friend who had been giving you googily eyes for months? The "mistake". Yeah, you know what I am talking about.

Joe. Joe, Joe, Joe. Joe was pretty. My god, was he fine. Every girl once in her life needs to be with a man bacause she looks good next to him. Unfortunatly, there is a problem with most good looking men. Either A) They Know they look good and use it to there advantage or B) They are just a couple sandwhiches short of a picnic basket.

Oh lord then came Thomas J. The "I am not good enough to be with you" boyfriend. Okay, fine, your not. Next in line Please?

Dogs. The only way to refer to the subtype of homojerkeous is that: Dogs. Meet my dog, Don.

Have you ever dated a man whose intrests were just to get into your pants? But the attempts were sad and pathetic....and oh-so transparrent? Well, I certainly did.. Needless to say, this one didnt get anywhere. Meet Andy

Now, this guy, I was bad. "Who, YOU Angelique?" you all ask. Yes, me, this relationship I was the evil ex. But dont let my description fool you..Jeremy was just as guilty. (and an artist)

And the Supreme EVil. This was Evan, and he was evil incarnate, and sick. Evan played the "victim" part very well, but was a con artist and a jerk who just uses people. But in the end, he got his just desserts.

What I am getting at is, men are a pain! And it takes several relationships to find a good one worth holding on to. Some of us can't be blessed with our high school sweethearts like others. So, if there are any bitter, mad, or hurt women out there, I say JOIN ME!

But, Now, my dears, I have to say, I have found my match. I have met the man whom I will marry, and the father of my son. We have been together for almost 2 years now :) That still doesnt mean anything, all the exes that I have not wrote about--just you wait!

I am in the proccess of creating a ring of the Ex Boyfriend Pages! Or guys, if you got a problem with some Chica, you could do Ex GirlFriend (or if your a guy with an ex boyfriend, or girl/exgirlfriend, your cool too! Love is love, it dont matter who ya find it in!)
So, as I said before, JoIn mE! Lets tell the world to avoid these people, or tell the world how cool some people are!!!! As I have learned that there are some still left.


Disclaimer: If any of the men feel that they have been poorly represented on this website, feel free to email me at Saffron1983@yahoo.com and I will put up your response. This is also not slander, this is opinions expressed by me.