Now that I have your attention, let me proceed with the sermon. I am your pastor, Jack knife, and I am here to burn your RPG world with the cleansing fires of my words. I seek to raze your beliefs into dust and ash, and let them be born again from the fertile soil of your imagination! Let both player and GM alike, work like hammer and anvil, to forge their RPG world! I say unto to you, brothers and sisters, that by design, and RPG is an aesthetic experience, one that makes computer games and arcades pale in comparison!
I want to bring us back to the good old days ... when an role-palying game was a thing of breath and emotion, not, a little icon moved around some glowing computer screen. A time when MUD was just wet dirt. I want your game to live, and become the chosen few that can reach a higher level of play. I bring to you the sweet realease from that pit of hell that you, the GM, and you the player, have cast youselves into. It is a hell of monotony, that reeks of boredom and frustration. I say to you no more! RPG's are more than just buying the books and finding the time to play. It is a true to life sculpture of words, a form of art! It is a divine play that renders one to a state just beyond reality: the realm of imagination.
Don't let your game be some eco-friendly, tree-hugging, granola-eating, girly, wussy, little tupperware party. NO! Let this be a truck-driving, gas guzzling, cigar smoking, nuclear explosion that will rock the pillars of the Earth, and send a message to the gods that WE ARE HERE!
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