This is why women compare men to us dogs?

HOW MEN ARE LIKE DOGS:

• Both take up too much space on the bed.
• Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
• Both are threatened by their own kind.
• Both like to chew wood.
• Both mark their territory.
• Both are bad at asking you questions.
• Neither tells you what is bothering them.
• Both tend to smell riper with age.
• The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
• Neither does any dishes.
• Both fart shamelessly.
• Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
• Both like dominance games.
• Neither knows how to talk on the phone.
• Neither understands what you see in cats.