Sure, I could get a job, or a girlfriend, but then who would be here to present this paltry assortment of pictures. So enjoy web-surfers, and complain not, lest I destroy this page and kill you all.
Look, it's Jewel! And a buncha colors! Cool Beans!
Jewel playng her guitar. I'm good at stating the obvious. Don't ya' think?
Here she is gazing longingly at all the awards the Spice Girls ripped away from her. Seriously, it was a travesty for her to lose to those talentless British bimbos. I'm sorry if that sounded harsh.
This is Jewel on a bed. It might be her bed, I don't know. Have you ever seen that movie Tron? No. Ok.
Look, a cute wombat! Isn't it sweet.
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