Hiro's Comedy Palace- Held together with spit and kitten fur
Welcome to the future.
It's broken!!
Hello and welcome
to my homepage. My name is
Hiro Protagonist
, and I'd like to
welcome you to this, the second of my web pages. This page aims to
enlighten and invigorate, to stimulate the senses via various
philosophical and humourous prattlings and links to other places that
have influenced me and may help you in becoming a better
person.
Right enough of
that hippie bull shit on with the show.
2 men who have been very large influences in my
life. Murdoch 'cos he's so crazy cool and Hannibal because of his
belief in himself, and all round cheesiness ("I love it when a plan
comes together!")
Personally I think
the A-team is one of the best programs ever made and if you live in
England and you have Sky you should watch it on Bravo every weekday
night at 8:00p.m. But I'm not forcing you into anything, please don't
think that.
To go to a
really good A-team web site click below:
And for
some hilarious Mr T related shenanigans click here:
Mr. T Shrine
Hiro's cruelty
to animals corner.
"Cruelty to
animals?"
I hear you weep, but
yes it's true brutality to animals does exist. It's sad but true.
Like this cat here who is used as a 'backup' when a DJ's fingers have
got "spinning wackout cramp" and are in dire need of a rest. The cat
is brought out of it's box where it is kept under someones stairs and
roughly dumped on the turntables. A cats legs aren't long enough to
reach the ground so they cannot operate the decks as would a human,
and so the necessity to leave them like furry bricks on the record
turntable, scratching at records and making terrible, distressed
mewling sounds, which dancers and clubbers think is great and really
'hip'. Bastards.
Or this dog for
instance. Even though this little fella is only a cartoon dog (not
to be confused with 'Car dogs' which is worse) and thus NOT REAL it
is the best I could do to illustrate the sheer brutality of "Space
dogs".
These guys are kept
locked in cold dark rooms pretty much from the day they're born, a
few pinpoints of light coming in through special membranes in the
walls, to simulate space. These dogs could be sent to space as
company for those humans in distress on stricken space stations, the
cramped conditions that the dogs are kept in only makes them more
loving. But such dogs are rare, those who don't die from the crazies,
are made to sit an exam, which few dogs pass, because their canine paws are not adjusted to hold a pen. Those dogs who don't make it are cruelly shot in front of a crowd of small children, who are disturbed for life, but learn a valuble lesson about failure.
This may look amusing
or even 'cute', yes I can hear you- "Ahh look at the little pup,
isn't he sweet with his little space helmet on" but as I have said
reality is much harsher than a picture of a dog dressed in a space
suit.
As you can
see this monkey doesn't agree with my teachings. Are you like the
monkey? Are you frowning on what I have done? Are you happy to be
likened to a chimp? This place is not for you, leave now before you
evolve.
So, you survived the 'monkey' test? Well try this,
it's my South Park sound bites test. If you don't find these pant
wettingly funny then die.
Well
this is a page that has been a long time in the coming. It is my Australian (convict) mate Brad's page, it is nice. (I'm only joking about him being a convict. Not all Australians are convicts, just quite a lot of them.)
This is my bud
Tic's page. I helped him set it up (I like to think). Have a gander. However beware of this place if you are afraid of spontaneous Spice Girl whining coming from your computer speakers.
You got a problem?
Something not working? Want a fight to the death? E-mail me with the
problem or the meeting place. Or sign my guestbook you idiots.
This page has been
tested on animals. Of the sample of 10 monkeys who read this page, 7
reacted with complete indifference. 2 became homosexual, 1 .........
ESCAPED!!! He was last seen attempting to purchase shaving apparatus
with a stolen credit card. He has still not been caught. He should
not be approached, and on no account show him textbooks of nucleur
physics.
It's broken!!
Guffaw at the efforts of others
Sign My SlamBook!
