Gay Chickens Deserve Rights!

Here, at the Gay Chicken's Headquarters, we have been told again and again that these poor homosexual chickens are not being treated as well as the heterosexual chickens. Well, we have decided to put an end to that. We are speaking out publicly on behalf of these unhappy chickens. You may ask, "How are the gay chickens not being treated fairly?" And hey buddy, I'll tell you. Homosexual chickens everywhere are the butt of jokes in the chicken workplace, they are made to stand in the back of lines at the food processing plant, and they even are bullied by the larger chickens just because of their sexual preference. So we are here to tell you, homosexual or not, it's STILL A CHICKEN! They smell the same, they look the same, they even taste the same! So what are you all worried about? Next time you take a trip over to the local McDonalds, ask for some homosexual chicken nuggets! Make us proud!