Dr. Evil's Assassins
| Bad Guy | Cool Quote |
| Patty O'Brian | "They're always after me lucky charms! What? Why does everyone laugh when I say that? They ARE after me lucky charms!! What??" |
| Number Two | "This is my Italian confidential secretary. Her name is Alotta. Alotta Fagina." |
| Random Task | He doesn't say much... just throws his shoe once in a while. |
| Dr. Evil | "That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people DIE!!!" |
