Kitty Poems
The following Kitty Poems were written by me and my friend a few years ago. But keep in mind as you read these; the only thing i am guilty of is bad taste.
Come, Kitty Kitty, come, kitty kitty
I will pay you lots of money
If you will just participate in my Porno Flick
Come, Kitty Kitty, Come, Kitty Kitty
I will make you a really big star
She is a porno kitty
MY Porno Kitty
Come, Kitty Kitty, come, Kitty Kitty
I see you have lots of talent
Let me be your agent
All you have to do is sleep with me
And I will get you the role of a life time
Oh it's right here im ny very own porno flick She is a porno kitty
MY Porno Kitty
Are you a slut kitty
or a whore kitty
or a porn star kitty
Or are you just a little Horny Kitty
What are you?
The kitty, kitty had soft fur
The kitty, kitty liked to purr
The kitty, kitty was a him not a her
And the kitty, kitty ahd a terrible accident
He became Angel Kitty
The kitty, kitty tried
But the kitty, kitty died
Than the kitty, kitty flied
Because the dead angel kitty has wings
As the dead kitty, kitty rised
The angel kitty cried
"I shouldn't have died!"
'Cos now he's gonna fry
Because the kitty, kitty lied
When the kitty lied down on a cloud
He said "Ah Heaven,"
Than he went up in a puff of smoke
Now the kitty rests in hell
Complaining about all that heat
So the devil threw him in the freezer
Like a piece of meat
Freeze Kitty, Kitty freeze your wings off in hell
Kitty doesn't think anymore
Nothing goes through that head anymore
Oh That kitty is a Stoner Kitty
The Kitty is a stoner Kitty
She doesn't care about anything
"Kitty come out and play" said all her kitty friends
But Kitty was always busy
Sniff it Kitty
Inject it Kitty
Swallow it Kitty
Smoke it Kitty
Go ahead because no one loves you anymore
Stoner Kitty, you have the power
To forget your life
Stoner Kitty, you have the power
wont you be my wife
My drug dealer wife
No one loves you anymore but me
Oh let me be your wife
Weird Kitty, Strange Kitty
You're not normal Kitty
What's wrong with you kitty
Where is your boyfriend Kitty?
Can I tease you Kitty
Because you're in love with a Girlie Kitty
You can't have her, Kitty
She is a Girl Kitty
And you're a Girl Kitty
And it is not right, Kitty
You are going to hell Kitty!
We don't want a wierd kitty
Walking amoung us
YOu make us look bad kitty
So we are going to send you an island
ANd BLoW It UP
All because you are in love with a Girlie Kitty
Fucking Lesbo Kitty
You See the Kitty walking down the street at night
She shines brighter than the street lights
She shines brighter than the moon above
She shines brighter than my light bright
She shines brighter than the stars above
Glitter Kitty you are so strong
You throw your ecstasy at me
You leave me dazzled, you leave me beautiful
Glitter Kitty, you glitter gold
You shower me with gold
I could faint at the sight of you
I could die at the sight of you
Whenever your around its like we're the only ones alive
We fly around in your sparkle jet
We are the life on mars
We could build a civilization of glitter kitties
We will live forever
On your ecstasy, on your beauty
The Kitty hates you
Says you can't do anything right
He says your hopeless
Says your useless
The words fell like a slap in the face
Just like the one he gave you last night
He said you deserved it
Said you deserved worse
Said he did it because he loves you
Because he cares for you so much
He says he'll never do it again
You know better
Yet you always find yourself going back for more
She roams around at night
Looking for another victim
She grips the knife in her pocket
The first person that gets in her way
Well, they'll be on the news the next day
Kitty wants to be al over the news
Kitty wants to be famous
Kitty wants to be feared by you
She feels hatred towards the world
She says that no one understands her
She says she just wants to be loved
She's not afraid of dark allies
She is the reason why you lock your doors
You better stay inside tonight
Because Killer Kitty gets what she wants
And she wants you dead
Kitty wants to write with your blood
Kitty loves you
You're gonna make her famous tonight
She'll be known as Killer Kitty
Once upon a time my kitty got run over by a car
I buried her in my back yard
Now as i sleep in my comfy bed
I think of my poor little kitty
Disintegrating in an old shoe box
Once day my little brother decided to dig her up
As he opened the shoe box lid
Disintegrator kitty opened up her eyes
Now she has a healthy green glow
As i sleep at night
Disintegrator Kitty floats above me
Whispering so i can barely hear her
"I bring you peace"
"I bring you love"
Disintegrator Kitty takes me away
To Pretty Kitty Land
There is no such thing as sins
Disintegrator Kitty buried all my sins
In an old shoe box in my back yard
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