Computer Sayings*

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Computers aren't intelligent, they only think they are.

Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new bugs in.

Computers: A device to speed up and automate errors.

Smash forehead of keyboard to continue.

Error- No keyboard. Press F1 to continue.

As a computer I find your faith in technology amusing.

Anything that can go wrong with a computer, will.

The programmers national anthem: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Read my chips: No new upgrades.

Press any key....no NO! Not that one!

Press any key to continue and press any other key to quit.

To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer.

Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?

Double your drive space- delete windows!

C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.

File not found. Should I fake it? Y/N?

Hit any user to continue.

I came. I saw. I deleted all your files.

User error- replace user and try again.

SENILE.COM found. Out of memory.

Back up not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic

Best file compression: DEL *.* = 100% compression.

If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.

Why doesn't DOS ever say excellent command or file name?

*None of these sayings were submitted to me, they were found on the internet. More enjoyable entertainment!