Hate must make a man productive. Otherwise one might as well love.
Heroism feels and never reasons, and therefore is always right.
The demand for equal rights in every vocation of life is just and fair; but, after all, the most vital right is the right to love and be loved.
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humour. He will always use it in evidence against you.
Society is composed of two great classes— those who have more dinners than appetite, and those who have more appetite than dinners.
Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he’ll go to sleep before you finish saying it.
