Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
Women think that an engineer is a man in hip boots building a dam. They don’t realize that 95 percent of engineering is done in a nice air-conditioned office.
All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die.
Before God we are equally wise and equally foolish.
Like a kick in the butt, the force of events wakes slumberous talents.
God . . . created a number of possibilities in case some of his prototypes failed, that is the meaning of evolution.
God made man before he made woman, but then, I like to have a first draft before my final copy.
First, God made man, then, he had a better idea...
Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.
Our growing softness, our increasing lack of physical fitness, is a menace to our security.
Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.
Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first and the lessons afterwards.
Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.
