A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.
Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they’re both just aspirin.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
Each of us, face to face with other men, is clothed with some sort of dignity, but we know only too well all the unspeakable things that go on in the heart.
Diplomacy is to do and say, the nastiest things in the nicest way.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice Doggie!" till you can find a rock.
Marijuana is . . . self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the drinking, but if the headache came first and the drunkenness afterwards, it would be moral to get drunk.
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
