Welcome to The House Of Gabrielle


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Look at the twitching Gypsy Girl!

So hey you made it to my page, good to see you. Oh by the way, you have some lip stick on your teeth. Well as you may have guessed my name is Gabrielle, I was born on the beautiful day of June 4, 1981. I am a Coconut/Gypsy princess living on this "rock" known as Hawaii. I grew up in Northern California, Connecticut, and then I moved to Hawaii in December of 1993, I lived in Waipio Gentry and I went to Pearl City schools, and then I lived in Kapolei. But now I live in Waikiki as of the first of November. It's cool here the apartment is a lot smaller though but the location is nice. If you look around my page you'll notice that not everyone here in Hawaii wears bikinis and loin clothes each day as we paddle our canoes to all our destinations. And yes, I am running this computer from modern electricity. But for a small fee (which can be negotiated) some friends and I will gladly dress in such attire and entertain at small gatherings, bachelor parties, weddings, baby's first birthdays, and funerals. (Other events are accepted under management's approval) Damn it, I can never get these damn coconuts to stay quite in place!! Well any ways I'd like to give some shout outs for my two bestest friends Erin and Alicia ...and the sweetest man I know, my boyfriend Mike =) Love you guys!! Oh and I better say hi to my "Bitch" Eric before he starts to pout! So if you want to know anything else I guess feel free to e-mail me and ask. Oh and for all you mofos who want to steal my backgrounds ...which most of them I made myself, please at least give me some credit for them or at least ask me first. I've been seeing a lot of them on other people's pages whom I don't even know, but I know who you are now, so beware!! I'm not as stupid as I look! Also I am taking applications for new bitches, if you'd like to be my bitch send me your picture of you holding a sign showing that you are my bitch! Send your e-mail to gab_re_l@hotmail.com and you'll get an e-mail back if you're granted the title of bitch! Yay!

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This here is MY bitch master, this is kind of how you'd make me your picture if you wanted to apply to be my bitch, but you gotta make it good! Use your imagination, I am taking applications from girls and boys =)

Come cuddle up to me baby if you're over 65 and have a good life insurance policy, drop me an e-mail! Walkers, Wheel chairs, Feeding Tubes, and Oxygen tanks a plus!

For once I'll be serious ...God Bless America!

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Here are some links to my favorite tea company Adagio! Feel free to buy me some anytime! I like the flavored ones the best, especially Black currant!

Adagio Home Page Black Tea Flavored Tea Oolong Tea White Tea Green Tea Herbal Tea Rooibos Tea Decaf Tea Teaware

Email: gabrielle_kat@hotmail.com