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Xander: "Ohh, stretchy! Where was I?"
Willow: "You were pretending that seeing scantily-clad girls in revealing postures was a spiritual experience."
Xander: "Who said I was pretending?"

Giles: "That's the thrill of living on the Hellmouth. There's a virtual cornucopia of fiends and devils and ghould to engage! Pardon me for seeing the glass half full."

Buffy: "You guys don't have to get involved."
Xander: "What do you mean? We're a team. Aren't we a team?"
Willow: "Yeah, you're the Slayer. We're the Slayerettes."

Xander: "I laugh in the face of danger, and then I hide until it goes away."

Willow: "Yeah, her mom's kinda'..."
Buffy: "Nazi-like?"
Willow: "Heil."

Xander: "That's why you're so cool! You're like a guy! You're my guy friend that knows about girl stuff."
Willow: "Oh, great. I'm a guy."

Willow: "You're not invisable to Buffy."
Xander: "It's worse. I'm just a part of the scenery. LIke an old shoe, or a rug that you walk on every day but don't really see it."
Willow: "Like a pen that's all chewed up and you know you should throw it away. But you don't, not because you like it so much. More 'cause you're so used to it."
Xander: "Well, yeah, that is the point. You don't have to drive it through my head like a railroad spike."

Xander: "First vampires, now witches. No wonder you can still afford a house in Sunnydale."

Giles: "Why should someone want to harm Cordelia?"
Willow: "Maybe because they met her? Did I say that?"

Xander: "We're right behind you, only further back."

Buffy: "The test was positive. She's our Sabrina."

Buffy: (sings) "Macho, macho man. I want to be a mucho man. Oh, juice. Quailty juice not from Concentrate."

Buffy: "You're my friend! You're my Xander-shaped friend!"

Buffy: "You're not like the other boys at all. You are totally and completely one of the girls!"

Willow: "I need to talk to you. I can help you."
Amy: "Help me? With what?"
Willow: "Well--you know, all your witchcraft. I know this really good cauldron. Do you actually ride a broom?"

Amy: "I'm just happy to have my body back. I'm thinking of getting fat."
Buffy: "You know, I hear that look's in for Spring."

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