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Buffy: "Destructo Girl, that's me."

Xander: "He's buff. She never said anything about him being buff."

Xander: "It's funny how the earth never opens up and swallows you up when you want it to."

Xander: "Those who can do. Those who can't laugh at those who can do."

Xander: "This is a question no one particularly wants to hear, but...where did they put his head?"
Willow: "Good point. I didn't want to hear that."

Buffy: "I'm not saying she craned her neck. We're talking full-on Exorist twist."

Xander: "Forgiveness is my middle name. Well actually, it's Lavelle. And I would appreciate it you would guard that secret with your life."

Willow: "He's got a crush on a giant insect!"

Xander: "What kind of girly name is 'Angel' anyway?"

Xander: "Your hands are s--really...serrated."

Willow: "Got it. Coroner's report, complete with--yuck--color picures."

Giles: "I understand, Carlyle. Yes, I'll take every precaution. Absolutely. It sounds like the creature you describe. You were right about everything. Well, no you weren't right about your mother coming back as a Pekinese, but--uh, try to rest, old man. Yes. Ta. Bye now."

Giles: "Whatever you do, it had better be sudden and swift. This beast is extremely dangerous."
Buffy: "Well, your buddy Carlyle faced it and he's still around."
Giles: "Yes, in a straightjacket, howling his innards out day and night."
Buffy: "Okay, Admiral, way to inspire the troops."
Giles: "Sorry."

Giles: "Where am I gonna' find that?"
Buffy: "In the vid. library. There are no books, but it's dark and musty. You'll feel right at home. Go!"

Willow: "According to Miss French's personal records, she was born in 1907. She's like, ninety years old."
Giles: "And extremely well preserved."

Buffy: "Bat sonar. Makes your whole nervous system go to hell. You can go there with it."

Xander: "Just for the record, you were right. I'm an idiot, and God bless you."


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