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part 2 of Season 2 Quote List
Season 2 Quote List
Buffy: "Any others?"
Giles: "Well, for their sakes, I certainly hope not."
Buffy: "What? Kill vampires. It's my job."
Giles: "Well, true, true, although you don't usually beat them into quite such a bloody pulp beforehand."
Buffy: "Vampires are creeps."
Giles: "Yes, that's why we slay them."
Buffy: "I mean, people are perfectly happy getting along, and then vampires come, and they run around and they kill people and they take over your whole house, they start making these stupid little mini-pizzas and everyone's like, "Oh, look, a mini-pizza!" but I'm telling you, I am--"
Giles: "Uh, uh, Buffy. I believe the subtext here is rapidly becoming, uh...text."
Xander: "Having issues much?"
Buffy: "I am not!"
Xander: "You're having parental issues. You're having parental issues."
Willow: "Xander."
Xander: "What? Freud would have said the exact same thing...except he might not have done that little dance."
Buffy: "Seeing my mother frenching a guy is definitely a ticket to Therapy Land."
Angel: "Kiss me."
Buffy: "Finally, something I wanna' do."
Xander: "So he's a little uptight. Last I heard, that's not a slaying offense."
Giles: (Holds up a cross)
Jenny: "Hey, I get that reaction from men all the time."
Joyce: "Do you wanna' rent a movie tonight?"
Buffy: "Sounds like fun."
Joyce: "Just nothing with horror in it. Or romance. Or men."
Buffy: "I guess we're Thelma and Louise-ing it again."
Joyce: "Mm-hmm. Good call."
Buffy: "He's not coming back."
Joyce: "I wish we could be so sure."
Buffy: "Trust me, he's on the scrap heap."
Joyce: "..."
Buffy: "Of life."
Xander: "So, I'm Ted, the sickly loser. I'm dying, and my wife dumps me. I build a better Ted. He brings her back, holds her hostage in his bunker o' love until she dies, and then, he keeps he bringing her back, over and over. Now-now that's creepy on a level I hardly knew existed."
Buffy: "Willow, tell me you didn't keep any parts."
Willow: "Not any...big ones."
Buffy: "Oh, Will, you're supposed to use your powers for good."
Willow: "Uh, I just wanna' learn stuff!"
Cordelia: "Like, how to build your own serial killer."
Xander: "It's so hard to rent one nowadays."
Cordelia: "Can we just drop this subject?"
Buffy: "Absolutely. I plan to forget the whole thing and pick up right where we left off." (opens door, then closes it) "Okay, that's it, I give up! Do I have to sound an air horn every time I walk into a room. I mean, what is it with grown-ups these days?"