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Giles: "Must we have this noise during your calisthentics?"
Buffy: "It's not noise, it's music."
Giles: "I know music. Music has notes. This is noise."
Buffy: "I'm aerobictizing. I must have the beat!"
Giles: "Wonderful. You work on your muscle tone while my brain dribbles out of my ears."

Buffy: "Have I ever let you down?"
Giles: "Do you want me to answer that, or should I just glare?"

Ms. Calender: "Morning, England."
Giles: "Oh, hello, Ms.--um,--uh--Jenny."
Willow: "Feel the passion?"
Xander: "Mm-hmm."
Ms. Calender: "Willow?"
Willow: (Cough) "Coughing, not speaking." (Cough)

Giles: "Uh, this..uh, Saturday?"
Ms. Calender: "Saturday Night. I'll see if I can make you sqirm."

Cordelia: "Oh, great! Can you help me with a ticket? It's totally bogus. It was a one-way street. I was going one way!"

Cordelia: "This isn't right, school on a Saturday. It throws off my internal clock."
Xander: "When are we gonna' need computers for real life, anyway?"
Ms. Calendar: "Hmm, let's see, there's homes, school, work, games."
Xander: "You know, computers are on the way out. I think paper's gonna' make a big comeback."
Willow: "And the abacus."
Xander: "Yeah, you know, you don't see enough abaci."

Ms. Calendar: "Buffy."
Xander: "Huh, did I fall asleep already?"
Willow: "Aw, you miss your friends!"
Xander: "Uh, sit here, Buffs! Demilitarize the zone between me and Cordelia."
Cordelia: "Yeah, and delouse him while you're at it."

Buffy: "I think he might have been drinking."
Ms. Calender: "He was home alone drinking?"
Willow: "But...tea, right?"
Buffy: "Wasn't tea, Will."
Xander: "Yep, yep, I knew this would happen. Nobody can be wound as straight and narrow as Giles without a dark side erupting. My Uncle Roary was the stodgiest taxidermist you've ever met by day. By night, it was booze, whores, and fur flyin'. Where there whores?"
Buffy: "He was alone."
Xander: "Give it time."

Giles: "I never meant for you to be involved in, in, uh, in any of this."
Ms. Calender: "So I got involved. It's what happens when two people...get involved."

Willow: "Did you find anything?"
Xander: "The most meticulous banking and phone record you've ever seen...and, um, this!"
Willow: "That's Giles?!"

Cordelia: "I've got the solution right here. 'To kill a demon...cut off its head.'"
Xander: "Oh yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, we'll find Ms. Calendar, then we'll decapitate her. Hey, she'll be the first headless computer teacher in school, you think anybody'll notice?"
Cordelia: "Do you know what you need, Xander, besides a year's supply of acne cream? A brain."
Xander: "That's it! Twelve years of you and I'm snappin'! I don't care if you're a girl or not, I'm throwin' down! Come on!"
Cordelia: "I've seen you fight, and don't think I can't take you!"
Xander: "Give it your best shot!"
Willow: "Hey!!! We don't have time for this, our friends are in trouble. Now we have to put our heads together and, and get them out of it. And if you two aren't with me a hundred and ten percent, then get the hell out of my library!"
Cordelia: "We're sorry."
Xander: "We'll be good."

Buffy: "I have just the perfect music. Go on, say it, you know you want to."
Giles: "It's not music, it's just, uh, meaningless sounds."
Buffy: "There. Feel better?"
Giles: "Yes, thanks. Bay City Rollers, now that's music."
Buffy: "I didn't hear that."


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