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Principal Snyder: "Sheila has never burnt down a school building."
Buffy: "Well, that was never proven. The fire marshall said it could've been mice."
Principal Snyder: "Mice."
Buffy: "Mice that were smoking?"

Spike: "If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would've been like Woodstock."

Spike: "I fed off a flower person, and I spent the next six hours watching my hand move."

Buffy: "What can you really tell about a person from a test score?"
Joyce: "Whether or not she's ever going out with her friends again."
Buffy: "Oh, that."

Ms. Calender: "Rupert, you have got to read something that was published after 1066."

Giles: "This Saturday is the Night of St. Vigeous."
Buffy: "Let me guess. He didn't make balloon animals."

Giles: "You're being a tad flip, don't you think? This is serious."
Buffy: "And getting kicked out of school is laughs aplenty?"

Giles: "This Saturday's going to need a great deal of preparation."
Willow: "Well, we'll help."
Xander: "Yeah, I'll whitle stakes."
Willow: "And I can research stuff."
Xander: "And while I'm whittling, I plan to whistle a jaunty tune."

Giles: "You are, after all, the Slay--"
Ms. Calender: "Ahem."
Giles: "Slay--uh...slaves! You're all slaves to the, uh, television."

Sheila: "Did you really burn down a school building one time?"
Buffy: "Well, not actually 'One Time'."
Sheila: "Cool!"

Buffy: "Le vache doit me touche de la jeudi. Was it wrong? Should I use the plural?"
Willow: "No, but you said, 'The cow should touch me from Thursday'."
Buffy: "Maybe that's what I was thinking."
Willow: "And you said it wrong."
Buffy: "Oh, je stink."
Willow: "You're just not focused. It's Angel missage."
Xander: "You've been studying for nearly twelve minutes."
Buffy: "No wonder my brain's fried."

Vampire: "Slayer."
Buffy: "Slayee."

Buffy: "Come on, you've been dating for what, like 200 years? You don't know what a girl means when she says maybe she'll show?"
Willow: "Wow, two centuries of dating. If you only had two a year, that's still, like, 400 dates with 400 different--"
Buffy: "..."
Willow: "Why do they call it a mase?"

Xander: "Okay, that's it. I'm putting a collar with a little bell on that guy."

Cordelia: "My fingers are cramping. How long have I been doing this?"
Xander: "Three minutes."
Cordelia: "So can I go now? She doesn't need this many stakes. I mean, if this guy Spike is as mean as you all said, it should be over pretty quickly."
Buffy: "..."
Cordelia: "We're all rooting for you on Saturday. I'd be there myself if I didn't have a leg wax."

Willow: "What kind of punch did you make?"
Buffy: "Uh, lemonade. I made it fresh and everything."
Willow: "How much sugar did you use?"
Buffy: "Sugar?"

Buffy: "Um, but you haven't seen the boiler room yet, and you know that's really interesting, what with the boiler being in the room and all."

Cordelia: "When they're done talking..."
Buffy: "What?"
Cordelia: "My guess? Tenth High School Reunion, you'll still be grounded."
Willow: "Cordelia, have some lemonade."

Vampire: "The, uh, door is solid."
Spike: "Use your head."

Spike: "Come up against this Slayer yet?"
Angel: "She's cute. Not too bright, though. Gave the puppy dog, 'I'm all tortured' act. Keeps her off my back when I feed."
Spike: "Ha ha! People still fall for that Anne Rice routine. What a world!"
Xander: "I knew you were lying. Undead...liar guy."

Spike: "You were my sire, man! You were my...Yoda!"

Spike: "Fe, fi, fo, fum. I smell the blood of a nice ripe girl."
Buffy: "Do we really need weapons for this?"
Spike: "I just like them. They make me feel all manly."

Angel: "I had to see if he was buying it or not."
Xander: "And if he bit me, what then?"
Angel: "We would have known he bought it."
Xander: "What's the deal with you being his sire? What's a sire?"


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